Kill the Cleric

[DeadCleric]

I've tryed this game before with some friends and it was quite entertaining. I thought it could easily translate to a message board. My friends and I would play "Tank". The idea of this game is to firstly draw a tank on a bit of paper, then the opponent have to try to destroy the tank, using whatever they can think up. Then the other person has to counter the attack using his/her imagination. So you see it could actually go on forever. The only rule was that you had to be able to draw the change in situation of the tank.

Now I thought we might be able to play the game here online. What we do is firstly state whether we are attacking or defending the CLERIC (gave it an EQ twist ), then we descbribe that attack or defence. Each post must alternate between attack and defence, so , [D], , [D] etc. You also must start the post with the notation for attack or [D] for defence.

I'm not sure if this is going to work or if you've understood me, but I'll start anyway It's really a fun imagination game...

SITUATION: A Cleric stands in the middle of a large empty room.

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The roof collapses in on the cleric, crushing him

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Now you must think up a way out for the cleric, and remember use you're imagination! Anything goes!



*Edit* OH! I forgot. Every so often I will try to illustrate the situation using my skills in photoshop

[JenGe]

I have to tell ya...I think that we are all confused...I certainly am...

[Witcher Wolf]

All I can think of is the music to 'Catch the Pidgeon' just to those words.

Kill the Cleric, Kill the Cleric noooowww! ARGH!

[DeadCleric]

lol i thought this might happen

Well what it is is a seried of attacks and counter attacks... it might go like this:

Bees attack the cleric killing him
[d]Ahhhh, but he grabs an electric cable and fries the bees.
Yeah but what he didn't realise was that the bees are acually ghost bees, and hence cannot be killed.
[d]if they can't be harmed then how can they harm the cleric?

etc etc. until yiu run out of imagination. They don't neccecarily have to be related to the last post either.

It's not that complicated really.

[Father forgot to logg in]

DeadCleric said:

lol i thought this might happen

Well what it is is a seried of attacks and counter attacks... it might go like this:

Bees attack the cleric killing him
[d]Ahhhh, but he grabs an electric cable and fries the bees.
Yeah but what he didn't realise was that the bees are acually ghost bees, and hence cannot be killed.
[d]if they can't be harmed then how can they harm the cleric?

etc etc. until yiu run out of imagination. They don't neccecarily have to be related to the last post either.

It's not that complicated really.

Okay, so far we did understand it but I believe that the strangeness of it is the fact you start by saying that the roof is falling, cushing the cleric... well, then it's a bit late to add anykind of a counter attack...

but okey, I'll give it a try:

[d]Because of all the noise, his cleric partner runs into the room and shouts: "well done cleric! no one would have believed there was all that contrabond in the ceilling... cleric?.." ;D

[DeadCleric]

lol ;D

but along with all of the contraband falling out, a member of the resistance drops down with granade, blowing up the cleric. hehehe

[NateP]

[D]

But with all the contraband surrounding him, he was able to survive the blast and thusly get out of the room with minor injuries

how's this?

[Father]

NateP said:

[D]

But with all the contraband surrounding him, he was able to survive the blast and thusly get out of the room with minor injuries

how's this?

TUUUUUT! wrong answer masterchief, deadcleric mentioned the grenade blowed up the cleric, there's no way he could have survived this... (masterchief, it's obvious you never witnessed a real grenade in action, I assure you there is no way to escape a explosion in a room - even if you where behind something that would cover you - you would die by the air pressure)...

[NateP]

oh...... that sucks.....whoops, never mind screw this topic ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[DeadCleric]

Father said:

TUUUUUT! wrong answer masterchief, deadcleric mentioned the grenade blowed up the cleric, there's no way he could have survived this... (masterchief, it's obvious you never witnessed a real grenade in action, I assure you there is no way to escape a explosion in a room - even if you where behind something that would cover you - you would die by the air pressure)...

no no no no no! Just as I thought it was working! NateP was comletely right in what he said. When I say that the explosion kills the cleric, it does unless you can think of something to stop it from doing so. NateP was able to do this so its acceptable.

NateP said:

oh...... that sucks.....whoops, never mind screw this topic ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Hey! Don't be so rude!

[DeadCleric]

NateP said:

[D]

But with all the contraband surrounding him, he was able to survive the blast and thusly get out of the room with minor injuries

how's this?

It's perfect

while running out of the room cleric trips on Brandt's face falling down breaking his neck!

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Now if you can't think of a counter defence thing then my attack would be succesful... okei dockei

[Witcher Wolf]

And now you see why I keep clear of topics such as these.

[Father]

DeadCleric said:

no no no no no! Just as I thought it was working! NateP was comletely right in what he said. When I say that the explosion kills the cleric, it does unless you can think of something to stop it from doing so. NateP was able to do this so its acceptable.

STILL, You can't run away from a grenade with minor injuries...

[wtf]

Ok, I'll do my best to put it back on track DeadCleric...

Geek Forces ACTIVATE!!!

Father said:

STILL, You can't run away from a grenade with minor injuries...

[D] The Cleric narrowly escapes the grenade by turning on his force shield he got in City of Heroes (www.cityofheroes.com/features/index.html.)

[DeadCleric]

lol

Also from the world of super heroes, come's Superman, to terminate the Cleric for burning his comics and stuff.

[Akimbo]

[d]The Cleric loads a clip of specially-made kryptonite bullets into his sidearm and fires several rounds in Superman's direction.

[Ooktavia]

These bullets cause Superman great pain, which makes Batman (who came with Supes on a dare) even more angry, so he whips out his Batterang (however you spell it) and decapitates the Cleric with it...

[Akimbo]

[D]Luckily, the Cleric remembers his Gun Kata training well. He effectively dodges the batarang and shoots it, diverting the flight of the batarang toward's batman's ankle, severing his Achille's tendon.

[DeadCleric]

Evil Nazis make a time machine to go "back" in time and travle through the universe, to the land of star wars. Here Hitler persuades the evil Emperor to relocate his Death Star to Earth's orbit, and using the Nazis time machine, travle into the furture to the aftermath of the 3rd world war. Then the Death Star fires on Earth hoping to destroy it and the Cleric along with it.

;D

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By the way the new star wars movie is called "Revenge of the Sith"

[Father]

[D] Morpheus was able to track the time machine and the Nazi plans to terminate earth, so he goes to the cleric and tell's him all he told neo (yes, all the training)... So now the cleric fly to the death star (in the neo kind of way) and make the whole construction explode by rushing thru it like a meteor...

The cleric then rushes back to earth just in time to take breakfast and eat his Grammaton Corn Flakes and bring his kid to the monastery... ;D

[wtf]

The cleric notices his corn flakes actually taste like something...so they must be poisoned!

[NateP]

[d]

But he's taken the antidoe to every type of poison therefore he's okay, and goes to the store to buy more ammo

[Witcher Wolf]

Unfortunately the store is blown up by a passing group of Renegade Nuns on Wheels lead by Sister Josephine of the Harley - the resulting explosion showers shrapnel towards the direction of the Cleric resulting in comical and amusing - Death.

[DeadCleric]

[d] But what the nuns nor the cleric realised was that the ammo store was a foam prototype for a real ammo store, and hence the shrapnel is completely harmless. The Cleric then pics up the bits of foam and sticks it to himself for protection.

[Witcher Wolf]

Only the Cleric doesn't know that the 'foam shrapnel' is in fact highly toxic and he's also allergic to one of the chemicals in this new foamium compound ;D

[NateP]

[d]

But aha! That was not the cleric that got killed, but his twin brother, The cleric is at home cleaning his guns.

[Father]

the cleric looks into the barrel to see if it's clean enough, at that same moment the gun's going off! Drilling a massive hole in the clerics head.

[Witcher Wolf]

[d] But the Cleric being skilled in Gun Kata and the Intutive Arts knew that the pistol was about to fire, the exact angle of attack and therefore dodged it.

[DeadCleric]

Well nothing can stop this crew of dudes. They unleash deadly unhuman atacks on the Cleric leaving him with no head arms or legs. Oh and do you think their size or their being made out of plastic has anything to do with their strength in this place

[fusion]

[D] But luckilly the cleric is part lizard so he grows new ones and kicks the living daylights outa them;D