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Post by DeadCleric on Aug 9, 2004 23:35:08 GMT -5
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Post by fusion on Aug 10, 2004 4:51:07 GMT -5
[d]so he creeps up on the nearest rock (lizards like sun you know) and lies there having a good time
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Post by DeadCleric on Sept 6, 2004 19:01:54 GMT -5
*bump* bit naughty
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Post by fusion on Sept 8, 2004 16:48:49 GMT -5
que?
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Post by TheMacroprosopus on Sept 8, 2004 17:02:07 GMT -5
I didn' t see the naughty? I interpreted the good time as simple enjoyment.
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Post by fusion on Sept 8, 2004 17:34:37 GMT -5
Yeah. It was ment to...
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Post by TrustKill on Sept 9, 2004 12:37:17 GMT -5
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Post by DeadCleric on Sept 10, 2004 12:23:44 GMT -5
Was just saying how I was being naughty bumping the topic up
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Post by DeadCleric on Sept 10, 2004 12:32:43 GMT -5
[D] The Clerics uses his cell phone to call Scotty from the star ship Enterprise. He proceeds "Ah Scotty! I'm a bit hot, beam me outa here!" Scotty cannot resist the unknown and so he beams the Cleric safely out of the skillet and onto thehead of the giant. from here he jabs the monster in the eyes, and escapes. ;D
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Post by Fyrius on Sept 27, 2004 13:08:20 GMT -5
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Post by gunnut on May 24, 2005 11:07:29 GMT -5
[D] The cleric breaks the robots wrist, knee and elbow. Robot dies. Cleric is flushed down a giant toilet.
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Post by ntm7885 on May 24, 2005 15:58:23 GMT -5
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Post by Harribo on May 24, 2005 16:51:39 GMT -5
[d] The clerics awakens suddenly, realising that he fell asleep during one father's broadcasts again! He deduces that his recent nightmares were due to eating too much cheese.
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Post by gunnut on May 25, 2005 9:31:48 GMT -5
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Post by ntm7885 on May 25, 2005 9:37:15 GMT -5
Cleric shoots Gordon Freeman in the head before he gets hit with the crowbar
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Post by Harribo on May 25, 2005 9:55:10 GMT -5
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Post by ntm7885 on May 25, 2005 10:05:40 GMT -5
A volcano erupts and destroys all the ninja-pirates before they get to the cleric
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Post by gunnut on May 25, 2005 11:20:44 GMT -5
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Post by ntm7885 on May 25, 2005 13:11:47 GMT -5
Cleric tames Ant Lions and they become his pets
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Post by Harribo on May 25, 2005 13:47:46 GMT -5
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Post by gunnut on May 25, 2005 13:54:21 GMT -5
[d] Cleric cuts off G-man´s face.
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Post by ntm7885 on May 25, 2005 13:55:32 GMT -5
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Post by gunnut on May 25, 2005 14:02:34 GMT -5
[d] Luckelly cleric remembers that he has a giant bottle of bug repellant in his pocket. He sprays the Ant Lions with it. They eat what´s left of G-man instead of him.
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Post by ntm7885 on May 25, 2005 14:39:25 GMT -5
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Post by gunnut on May 25, 2005 15:11:00 GMT -5
[d] Cleric is wearing Boba Fett´s Jetpack and is therefore able to fly away before the floor collapses. He flies home just in time for Fathers lecture.
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Post by ntm7885 on May 25, 2005 16:39:58 GMT -5
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Post by Harribo on May 25, 2005 17:29:19 GMT -5
[d] Using the spare 22 magazines of ammunition he always carries, the cleric shoots a preston-shaped path through the collosal beast and safely through to the other side.
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Post by ntm7885 on May 25, 2005 18:17:45 GMT -5
The monster explodes for some reason killing everyone within a mile.
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Post by Harribo on May 25, 2005 18:31:14 GMT -5
[d] Surely this is the end for the Cleric as he was at the epicenter of the blast, but somehow was not destroyed! Instead the power of the blast fused with a nearby quantam singularity generator (that the creature ate the previous evening) propells the cleric back in time and he lands safely on a couch in the year 1957.
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Post by ntm7885 on May 26, 2005 10:35:36 GMT -5
The russians launch nuclear bombs at America and the cleric is killed.
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