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Post by Aedh on Nov 21, 2008 18:07:55 GMT -5
I decided to start a little thread for haters of Jar Jar Binks, the galaxy's most infamous Gungan and galactic-syntho-rasta reptile.
The game consists of ways we'd like to see him meet his richly-deserved end.
Personally, I'd like to see him pick up Preston's puppy; it would respond by biting him, thus attracting the attention of our favourite Cleric, who immediately GK's him.
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Post by Mirabilis on Nov 21, 2008 18:47:03 GMT -5
Heh...here's a good pic I found...  ;D |
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Post by Libby on Nov 21, 2008 18:50:23 GMT -5
Ooh!
Get him to walk through Libria's main square wearing a sign saying 'Father listens to Girls Aloud' and see how long he lasts!
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Post by Mirabilis on Nov 21, 2008 18:58:11 GMT -5
Ooh! Get him to walk through Libria's main square wearing a sign saying 'Father listens to Girls Aloud' and see how long he lasts! Gaaaahhhhh!!!!!!   |
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Post by Aedh on Nov 21, 2008 19:04:56 GMT -5
Ooh! Get him to walk through Libria's main square wearing a sign saying 'Father listens to Girls Aloud' and see how long he lasts! That's just nasty! I love it! ;D If you ever find yourself in the States--with a mind like yours--you may wish to consider an employment opportunity with EG Enterprises PLC. We don't pay much but we have very cool uniforms.  |
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Post by Libby on Nov 22, 2008 12:11:14 GMT -5
Ooh! Get him to walk through Libria's main square wearing a sign saying 'Father listens to Girls Aloud' and see how long he lasts! That's just nasty! I love it! ;D If you ever find yourself in the States--with a mind like yours--you may wish to consider an employment opportunity with EG Enterprises PLC. We don't pay much but we have very cool uniforms. Mmmm...uniforms ;D ...give him a job as 'Furnace Inspector', then lock the doors and prime the turbines! |
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Post by Libby on Nov 22, 2008 12:13:53 GMT -5
You could also get him to read Keats in a church...
(does it show that I loathe and detest JJBinks?)
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Post by Wraith on Nov 26, 2008 14:42:25 GMT -5
Jar Jar Binks Meets Mordecai Heller
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Post by Aedh on Nov 26, 2008 15:42:10 GMT -5
Tie up the Binks and leave him where the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal can find him.
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Post by Wraith on Nov 26, 2008 15:57:20 GMT -5
You could also get him to read Keats in a church... (does it show that I loathe and detest JJBinks?) Not sufficiently. Partridge's death was actually rather noble. |
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Post by Aedh on Nov 26, 2008 16:06:03 GMT -5
Might one suggest, for fatal poetry reading in a church ... neither Keats NOR Yeats ... but the verse of Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz?
Or, even better ... Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings, of Greenbridge, Essex, England. A sample ...
The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occasionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time.
And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.
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Post by Mirabilis on Nov 26, 2008 18:47:00 GMT -5
Might one suggest, for fatal poetry reading in a church ... neither Keats NOR Yeats ... but the verse of Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz? Or, even better ... Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings, of Greenbridge, Essex, England. A sample ... The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occasionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time.
And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.  Personally I think Binks should just be left in the company of Cleric Patrick Bateman for the evening.  |
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Post by Aedh on Nov 26, 2008 22:52:07 GMT -5
Drop him into Toryglen with a Rangers blazer on!! |
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Post by Wraith on Nov 30, 2008 20:36:55 GMT -5
Have him run into Mad Pierrot in a dark alley.
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