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Post by Walldude on Sept 30, 2007 23:22:08 GMT -5
Ok this is an oldie but it's being released on DVD. It's called Dead Heat and it stars Treat Williams and Joe Piscopo. It's a buddy cop flick with a twist. One of the buddies is a zombie. Yes Treat Williams's character is killed off in the first 15 minutes only to be brought back from the dead by a machine that is being used to revive criminals to make an unstoppable zombie crime gang. You following this? Good.
Our zombie cop is decomposing so he has 12 hours to find his killer before his body turns to mush. Folks this is easily the worst, most horrible train wreck of a movie I have ever seen. Bad acting, bad dialog, bad sets, bad direction, bad editing, bad, bad, bad. Hell it was a bad idea to begin with. It is so awful that I've watched it 3 times. This movie makes Uwe Boll look like Coppola. Don't miss it. I'm serious. It's so bad it's good.
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Post by TheKaiser on Oct 1, 2007 0:04:08 GMT -5
Sounds awesome. I find Treat Williams to be ridiculously entertaining as he always appears completely miscast for roles. I love him in Deep Rising, cause he looks more like a Family Channel sitcom dad then a mercenary transporter.
Definitely going to look this film up. If you love "so bad, they're great films" check out Troll 2 and Samurai Cop (try the latter with Joe Bob Brigg's comedy commentary).
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Post by Aedh on Oct 1, 2007 0:14:07 GMT -5
Definitely sounds like a "must-add" to the Aedh Library ... I especially love the punning title. (For overseas comrades who may not suss: 'Heat' is regional US slang for a cop, so 'Dead Heat' = 'Policeman who has shuffled off this mortal coil.')
I don't see how it could be worse than "Leprechaun 6 (Back 2 Tha Hood)," however.
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Post by JenGe on Oct 1, 2007 9:09:52 GMT -5
I have not seen it but it cannot be worse than Monkey Bone...my personal pick as the Worst... Movie... Evah...
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Post by aikidoal on Oct 1, 2007 9:33:38 GMT -5
So do you want the guys to know what's the worst movie in terms of "OMG, that's so bad it's enjoyable" or "After seeing this film, I want to go on a killing spree of everyone mentioned in the credits?"
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Post by Aedh on Oct 1, 2007 10:42:48 GMT -5
So do you want the guys to know what's the worst movie in terms of "OMG, that's so bad it's enjoyable" or "After seeing this film, I want to go on a killing spree of everyone mentioned in the credits?" Oh, I'd say ... let's have 'em both, Aikido! Bring it on!  |
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Post by Walldude on Oct 1, 2007 17:34:04 GMT -5
I have not seen it but it cannot be worse than Monkey Bone...my personal pick as the Worst... Movie... Evah... Oh it's easily worse than Monkey Bone. I promise. And it's an action flick so it's right up your alley. Haven't seen it but it's going on my "bad movies I must see" list. |
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Post by Aedh on Oct 1, 2007 17:51:43 GMT -5
"Blood Thirsty" (2001) was pretty bad. The basic premise was, sophisticated mystery woman seduces college girl and turns her into a vampire ... and they only had one set and four actors, and a budget of like $30,000. Well this would do nicely for a the 22 minutes of a standard half-hour TV show. However in this case they wanted to make an entire 88-minute movie out of it. So you get lots and lots and lots of interior mood shots ... slow closeups of things like stockinged legs ... a full minute here and there of guttering candle or billowing curtain ... and desultory conversations about nothing in which everyone pauses for a good five seconds before replying on order to buy time.
If this movie had only been made in France it would have been acclaimed as a masterpiece of postmodern deconstructionalist revanchism which lays bare the existential Urlebnis of corporate domination of mass media. It does star a Frenchwoman, and another actress with a French name ... but sorry Fabian Lloyd. No cigar for you.
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Post by Walldude on Oct 1, 2007 19:37:07 GMT -5
Wow that's quite a list. I need to see a few of those. One thing I probably didn't mention, this movie Dead Heat, is not a low budget made on a shoestring film. If it were I could forgive some of the more horrible aspects. This was a decent budget studio film. I will clarify my statement by saying worst studio movie ever..
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Post by Aedh on Oct 1, 2007 20:05:26 GMT -5
LMAO!!! Check out the 'IMDb Bottom 100'..... www.imdb.com/chart/bottomHeheh....I have GOT to see "The Tony Blair Witch Project!!" ;D [Aedh.....I think there may be a few of yours on here! ]Actually only five of them are in my collection, and one of those doesn't count because it's actually the kid's. The one I have to see is "Die Hard Dracula." |
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Post by Aedh on Oct 9, 2007 11:36:14 GMT -5
One I've heard put up for the title is the 1989 "Brenda Starr" featuring Brooke Shields and Timothy Dalton. *shrug* I thought it was alright ... good fluffy entertainment: a comic strip brought to live-action video, like Robin Williams' brilliant "Popeye." Movies aren't all supposed to be deep, agonised quests for the meaning of life you know.
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Post by Wraith on Oct 9, 2007 11:53:08 GMT -5
I'm not sure I have a definite opinion about what the worst movie is, but I'm going to say Lawnmower Man 2
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Post by ginxy on Oct 23, 2007 11:25:06 GMT -5
I have not seen it but it cannot be worse than Monkey Bone...my personal pick as the Worst... Movie... Evah... OMG - yes that was a horrid movie. I saw Rise Blood Hunter this past weekend and that's up there for crap movies. It was just.....bad....boring....awful. Of course - I really didn't enjoy 30 days of night either - I love vampire movies but those two were just the pits... |
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Post by Wraith on Oct 31, 2007 13:36:59 GMT -5
I'll have to add Clueless, the mother of all bad chick flicks. Alicia Silverstone looked rather attractive in it, but her character is one of the most annoying I've ever seen and she made Jar Jar Binks look lovable. Another pretty bad movie I watched was "Fat Albert." (Fun Fact: the guy who made me sit through this movie also told me "Best in Show" wasn't funny  ) |
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Post by Aedh on Oct 31, 2007 14:23:24 GMT -5
I have not seen it but it cannot be worse than Monkey Bone...my personal pick as the Worst... Movie... Evah... You've not seen "Leonard Part 6 then?" |
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Post by Wraith on Nov 1, 2007 18:56:25 GMT -5
I have not seen it but it cannot be worse than Monkey Bone...my personal pick as the Worst... Movie... Evah... I'm a Brendan Frasier fan, and I hated this movie too. Pathfinder is pretty bad, I'd say. |
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Post by preston782 on Nov 7, 2007 9:15:03 GMT -5
I loved Dead Heat- so dumb that it is funny.  Hmm, worst movie ever? Elizabethtown. |
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Post by MisterAnderson on Dec 3, 2007 1:11:59 GMT -5
Deathproof.
Worst. Movie. Evar.
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Post by Mirabilis on Dec 3, 2007 15:31:45 GMT -5
Deathproof. Worst. Movie. Evar. No way! I loved it! ;D |
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Post by Aedh on Dec 3, 2007 18:56:43 GMT -5
Sounds pretty good to me. I need to see that one. Deathproof I mean.
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Post by Wraith on Dec 3, 2007 20:47:31 GMT -5
Matrix Reloaded.
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Post by Aedh on Apr 15, 2009 8:42:45 GMT -5
By the authority vested in me, I thought I'd resurrect this thread for the interest of newer members, an those who had forgotten it existed. Haven't seen a bad movie lately, but I might do. |
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