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Post by Akimbo on Sept 25, 2003 19:56:12 GMT -5
You dress up as a Cleric for halloween everyday.
You take Prozium breaks instead of Coffee breaks at work.
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Post by Trinity on Sept 25, 2003 20:00:04 GMT -5
You find your neighbors bursting with laughter because they spied you trying to do gun kata in your back yard!
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Post by BMaloney on Sept 25, 2003 20:54:31 GMT -5
You find yourself signing up for violin lessons only to find out there's no sheet music for the EQ soundtrack.
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Post by Sathanai Kiyohira on Sept 25, 2003 21:51:27 GMT -5
You find your neighbors bursting with laughter because they spied you trying to do gun kata in your back yard! lol, that would be me
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Post by MisterAnderson on Sept 25, 2003 23:34:23 GMT -5
...you contemplate reporting someone for crying during a movie.
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Post by Matthew on Sept 26, 2003 6:04:05 GMT -5
You find your neighbors bursting with laughter because they spied you trying to do gun kata in your back yard! LOL Not my neighbors but my house mates ;D
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Post by MrsPreston on Sept 26, 2003 9:01:19 GMT -5
You've wore out the DVD, so decide to buy several more, as you just know you're gonna wear those out too!!
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Post by JenGe on Sept 27, 2003 10:51:45 GMT -5
When your friends ask you if you want to do lunch but have to decline to work on the fansite that you've build... ;D
Great thread!! I'm moving it to the Resistance board...
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Post by Cleric Baltaak on Sept 27, 2003 12:06:51 GMT -5
When your coworkers call you Grammaton Cleric No kidding ;D ;D ;D When you're seriously thinking about buying a white Cadillac STS My coworkers think I'm all ate up on this stuff...
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Post by BMaloney on Sept 27, 2003 12:36:14 GMT -5
... when you sit patiently in front of the TV waiting for Father's lecture to begin.
... when your alarm clock actually has Father's voice saying '(Insert name here), awaken. Awaken to triumph again in the face of yet another day.
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Post by Giusy on Sept 27, 2003 15:21:51 GMT -5
....When, before going to work, kiss your lover saying it "Remember me"......
.....When you can't help to put your puppy in the trunk of your car....
.....When you can't help to have sad thoughts every time you go into a cathedral......
....When you looking for Resistance Members whenever you go into the Underground....
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shamus
Resistance Member
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Post by shamus on Sept 27, 2003 16:46:32 GMT -5
You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when...
... you cant get the music from Equilibrium out of your head...
... you want to show the movie to all of your friends...
... you want to call the critics morons for ginving the movie bad revies...
... you endup to these pages again and again for more... ;D
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Post by CQB the Guest on Sept 27, 2003 17:01:19 GMT -5
U kno you're an Equilibirum fan when you..... ...Spell out the entire word "Equilibrium"... ...participate in Equilibrium related topics on fansites... ...actually going TO the fansites... ...yes, doing the gun kata motions indeed qualify u as an EQ nut... ...and finally, converting a beretta in a Cleric pistol complete with the TetraGrammaton muzzle flash, high capacity magazines, retractable spike magazines, and firing rate selector, not to mention the pistol sliding mechanism for the forearms...
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Post by Trinity on Sept 27, 2003 21:20:19 GMT -5
lol, that would be me ;D ;D
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Post by Trinity on Sept 27, 2003 21:21:00 GMT -5
You've wore out the DVD, so decide to buy several more, as you just know you're gonna wear those out too!! L.O.L. I've got a couple of them, just in case...
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Post by Trinity on Sept 27, 2003 21:22:23 GMT -5
You always greet coworkers who've seen the film with such greetings as, Good morning, Cleric, or Good afternoon, Cleric; often much to the confusion of others. ;D
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Post by Akimbo on Sept 27, 2003 23:12:18 GMT -5
you hide your personal belongings behind your bathroom mirror.
you go ballistic when people say that EQ is a Matrix Ripoff.
you have a very creepy son. ;D
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Post by ClericMike on Sept 28, 2003 0:26:44 GMT -5
...You scream "EC-10!!!!!!!" when you see soemone reading a book.
...You purposely set painings on fire.
...Instead of turning out the lights, you blow the bulbs once the door is down.
...(If you are a custodian) you say to your co-worker "You clean, I'll sweep."
...(If you are a woman) your boyfriend offers his hand in marriage, and gives you a ring, and you say "No... I think in the end, it will be better if you have it."
...You go to a renaissance festival dressed as a Grammaton Cleric (I am actually guilty of this)
...You refer to the dilapidated section of your hometown as "The Nether"
... You regularly do backflips off of motorcycles.
...You carry a sword to every affair you must wear a suit to.
AND FINALLY...
...You take a polygraph test and finish your last answer with "Not without incident."
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Post by TrentPraeger on Sept 28, 2003 0:46:44 GMT -5
...You work at Blockbuster and suggest EQ to every single person in the store, only to realize that Blockbutser only carries two copies of EQ.
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Post by Cleric smith on Sept 28, 2003 3:47:25 GMT -5
L.O.L. I've got a couple of them, just in case... now thats a devoted fan
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Post by MisterAnderson on Sept 28, 2003 5:14:11 GMT -5
...You scream "EC-10!!!!!!!" when you see soemone reading a book. ...You purposely set painings on fire. ...Instead of turning out the lights, you blow the bulbs once the door is down. ...(If you are a custodian) you say to your co-worker "You clean, I'll sweep." ...(If you are a woman) your boyfriend offers his hand in marriage, and gives you a ring, and you say "No... I think in the end, it will be better if you have it." ...You go to a renaissance festival dressed as a Grammaton Cleric (I am actually guilty of this) ...You refer to the dilapidated section of your hometown as "The Nether" ... You regularly do backflips off of motorcycles. ...You carry a sword to every affair you must wear a suit to. AND FINALLY... ...You take a polygraph test and finish your last answer with "Not without incident." ahahahhahahha great material!
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Post by Akimbo on Sept 28, 2003 15:29:48 GMT -5
...You work at Blockbuster and suggest EQ to every single person in the store, only to realize that Blockbutser only carries two copies of EQ. heh, theres only ONE copy at my local BBusters and its always being rented... okay, back on topic.. you go and rent the only copy of Equilibrium at your local blockbuster's every week even though you already own several copies on DVD at home.
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Eidolon
Sweeper
The Last Line Of Defence
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Post by Eidolon on Sept 28, 2003 17:00:48 GMT -5
You know you're an EQ fan when. - You always hide in derelict buildings at night when you read a book. - You insist that all your workmates have their desks set up the same way. - You encourage your son to pursue the same career interests. - Listening to Classical music brings you to tears. - When you go to an art gallery, you have pyromaniacal tendecies. - You spend hours, if not days trying to reproduce an exact 3D replica of the Cleric Sidearm for a game modification based on the movie (For that, I'm guilty) - You come to this site.
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Post by BMaloney on Sept 28, 2003 17:06:44 GMT -5
Good list Cleric Mike! Priceless.
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Post by Cleric smith on Sept 29, 2003 10:06:10 GMT -5
ahh this is a nice thread
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Post by swingkid on Sept 29, 2003 20:45:12 GMT -5
...you learned to love EQ for months BEFORE you even saw it for the first time. (sound impossible? not for Baleheads ;D)
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Post by Akimbo on Sept 29, 2003 20:58:16 GMT -5
you eat weird brown clumps for breakfast (chocolate cereal?)
you visit Germany and everything feels oddly familiar..
you call your cable television provider and ask them why you're not getting Father's lectures.
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Post by ClericMike on Sept 29, 2003 21:33:59 GMT -5
you call your cable television provider and ask them why you're not getting Father's lectures. Hahahaha I like that one. ...You spend hours wondering why Prozium isn't taken rectally.
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Post by MisterAnderson on Sept 29, 2003 21:44:31 GMT -5
....you frantically tear down your window blinds when you see the sun rise.
....you want to return books/videos/dvd's/etc yourself to their rightful spot to "make sure it gets done properly".
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Post by ClericMike on Oct 3, 2003 0:20:47 GMT -5
...You get the uncontrollable urge to shoot TV screens whenever you see someone talking on them.
...You run your hand along metal railings just so you can "feel" it.
...You make sure there is nothing around to knock over before you brush your teeth.
...You jump into the middle of a hackey-sack circle just so you can practice your Gun Kata.
...You get a sudden idea that you should run a fire truck through a wall of oil drums.
...You go to the video store to rent Equilibrium, but all the copies are checked out, and you slowly walk out of the store, turn around, and double over on the gravel to cry. Hopefully, nobody arrests you and punches your face in.
...You start thinking that the hourly beep on your watch means it's time for your interval.
...You ask your son to call you by your first name.
...You start wearing jet black double-breasted coats... all the time.
...The cops pull you over frequently because your brake lights look like reverse lights.
And finally----
...You compare Equilibrium to every other action movie in existence, only to find that every other action movie in existence is OWNED by Equilibrium's fascinating amount of badass-ness.
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