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Post by Sathanai Kiyohira on Oct 21, 2003 0:52:14 GMT -5
I loved the EQ pants thread so much, i decided to start one up here, that we might aim our pantsing skills at other movies.  I'll kick off with a few improved Matrix quotes... Morpheus: "Do you think that my being faster, or stronger, has anything to do with my pants, in this place?"
Neo: "I know what you're trying to do"
Morpheus: "I'm trying to free your pants..."
Cypher: "There was an accident... a goddamn pants accident! Somebody up there still likes me!"
Smith: "As you can see, we've had our pants on you for some time now, mister anderson"
Morpheus: "Welcome... to the pants... of the real"Alright, over to you... pick a movie, pick a quote, and get pantsing! ;D |
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Post by MisterAnderson on Oct 21, 2003 0:59:15 GMT -5
God, this thread has the potential to turn into a monster!
Smith: "I'm willing to wipe the pants clean, give you a fresh pair....and all that were asking in return is for you to help us bring a known terrorist to justice."
Neo: "Wow, that sounds like a good deal....but how about this....how about I give you the pants.....and you give me my phone call?"
ooooh! Triple points to me! ;D
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Post by Coolhand on Oct 21, 2003 3:52:46 GMT -5
Tank: "What do you need, besides a miracle?"
Neo (Serious Face): "Pants. Lots of Pants."
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Post by Sontin-JudasFm on Oct 21, 2003 5:48:10 GMT -5
Oracle: Oh, and don't worry about the pants
Switch: Observe, the digital pants hard at work
Officer: Put your pants on your head!
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Post by Sathanai Kiyohira on Oct 21, 2003 10:36:16 GMT -5
Alternatively...
Neo: "How about i give you the finger, and you give me my pants?"
Great quotes so far people, keep 'em comin' ;D
Smith: "The pants were for your protection."
and
"No leuitenant, your pants are already dead"
Persephone: "How many people carry silver bullets in their pants?"
Smith: "Hear that, mr Anderson? That is the sound of... inevitability. It is the sound of your pants"
And just for a break from pantsing the matrix... Resident Evil
Red Queen: "Now that it has fed on fresh pants, it will mutate, becoming a stronger, faster hunter"
Spence: "I didn't realise that bitch of a computer had pants outside the hive"
Rain: "That homicidal bitch killed my pants!"
Kaplan: "Don't listen to anything she says. She's a holographic representation of the red queen, modeled after the programmer's pants"
And a place of honor has to go to this unmodified Terminator quote, which i'm sure you all remember...
Hobo: "That son of a bitch took my pants!"
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Post by DDRcleric on Oct 21, 2003 18:52:07 GMT -5
Karate Kid:
Pants on, Pants off
Dogma
Metatron: Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God's true voice. Were you to hear it, you're mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest. We went through five pants before we figured that out.
Bartleby: Our last two days on Earth. If I had a dick I'd go get laid.
Loki: Well, let's do the next best thing.
Bartleby: What's that?
Loki: Let's pants people.
Serendipity: I have issues with anyone who treats pants as a burden instead of a blessing. You people don't celebrate your pants; you mourn it.
Bethany: Pants is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.
Bethany: What pants are you in?
Jay: "Pants"?
Loki: Church pants are fallible because they're created by man.
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Post by Akimbo on Oct 21, 2003 19:59:21 GMT -5
Scarface: "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE PANTS!"
Terminator: "I'll be pants.."
The Shining: "Heeerrres, PANTS!"
LOTR: "YOU SHALL NOT PANTS!"
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Post by MAX on Oct 21, 2003 20:25:54 GMT -5
Vanilla Sky
Sofía: I'll tell you in another life, when we are both pants.
Edmund (Tech Support): There's an explanation for all pants David.
Rebecca: Most of us live our whole lives, without having an adventure to call our own. What is any life without the pursuit of pants?
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Post by Darkside Cleric on Oct 21, 2003 23:26:16 GMT -5
DDR: "I see a dream in your pants, I see tomorrow in your pants... we can call it our new hope"
"You have the king of PANTS!!!"
Kill bill: "If you live, take what pants you have. But leave your pants, because they belong to me."
The Crow: "It can't pants all the time"
Lara Croft: Pants raider
Lord of the Pants: "the pants of power"
"you must destroy the pants"
"the pants have taken him."
Hamlet: "to pants, or not to pants... that is the question."
and a bonus short-track one for me :apolo anton ohno... entirely without pants.
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Post by TrentPraeger on Oct 21, 2003 23:56:37 GMT -5
The First Rule of Pants Club is: You do not talk about pants club.
The Second Rule of Pants Club is: You DO NOT talk about pants club.
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Post by Darkside Cleric on Oct 22, 2003 1:05:39 GMT -5
The Matrix:
guru kid: "there is no pants."
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Post by MAX on Oct 22, 2003 17:27:54 GMT -5
CUBE (One of my other favourite movies. ) Quentin: For Christ's sakes Worth, what do you live for? Don't you have a wife, or a girlfriend, or something? Worth: Nope. But, I've gotta pretty fine collection of pants. Rennes: No more talking. No more guessing. Don't even think about nothing that's not right in front of you. That's the real challenge. You've gotta save yourselves from your pants. Worth: What do ya think? Leaven: You don't have a lot of pants left. Quentin: Who do you think the establishment is? It's just guys like me. Their pants are bigger, but their jobs aren't. They don't conspire, they buy boats. Worth: Hey! Listen to what I'm saying. We haven't been moving in circles, the pants have!
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Post by MisterAnderson on Oct 22, 2003 18:39:01 GMT -5
From the forthcoming Matrix Revolutions:
Neo: "Who are you?"
Bane: "Look past the pants and see your enemy..."
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Post by Akimbo on Oct 22, 2003 19:57:29 GMT -5
Blade Runner:
"If only you could see what I've seen with your pants."
"Fiery the pants fell; deep thunder roared around their shores; burning at the fires of Orc."
"I want more pants, fucker.
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Post by Coolhand on Oct 23, 2003 7:21:45 GMT -5
Keeping the BladeRunner theme:
Roy : "I've seen Pants you people wouldn't belive...."
Or From Reloaded:
Smith: "We're here to take from you what you tried to take from us.....PANTS!"
From Top Gun:
Maverick and Goose: "I feel the need...the need...for Pants! Whoo!"
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Post by Sathanai Kiyohira on Oct 23, 2003 11:31:52 GMT -5
The Mummy:
Egyptologist: "Nooooooo! You must not read from the pants!!"
Ardeth: "It was because of his love for pants that he was cursed..."
"Pants... is only the beginning."
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Post by Coolhand on Oct 23, 2003 11:32:27 GMT -5
And some more...
From LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring
Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Throw you pants in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!
From Pulp Fiction:
Sam L Jackson: And you shall know my name is the Lord when I lay my pants upon you!
From Gladiator:
Maximus: Whatever comes out of these pants, we stand a better chance of survival if we work togerther.
From The Boondock Saints
Rock: Pantsin'...what the pants...pantsin'...who the pants panted this pantsin'...how did you two pantsin'...PANTS!
Conner: Well, it certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
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Post by Trinity on Oct 23, 2003 19:18:15 GMT -5
Agent Smith: "I hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it. It's the PANTS!"
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Post by Golgo13 on Oct 24, 2003 3:30:02 GMT -5
Pulp Fiction:
"God came down from heaven.... and stopped those mothafukin' pants"
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Post by Akimbo on Oct 24, 2003 19:01:43 GMT -5
Star Wars:
Ben "Your father's pants, this is the weapon of a jedi Knight."
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Post by Cleric smith on Oct 26, 2003 5:00:05 GMT -5
empire of the sun:
basie:havent i taught you anything
jim:yes yeah you taught me people will do anything for pants. ;D
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Post by MisterAnderson on Oct 26, 2003 17:50:59 GMT -5
ahahahaa
great stuff!
more pulp:
Jules: "Check out the big pants on Brad!"
Capt. Koonce:These pants I got here were first purchased by your great-granddaddy. It was bought during the First World War in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. It was bought by private Doughboy Ernie Coolidge the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-grand daddy's war pants, made by the first company to ever make pants.
Your great-granddaddy wore those pants every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the pants off and put them in an ol' coffee can. And in that can it stayed 'til your grandfather Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War Two.
Your great-granddaddy gave it to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Your granddad was a Marine and he was killed with all the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death.....he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your 22-year old grandfather asked a gunner on an Air Force transport named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his pants. Three days later, your grandfather was dead. But Winocki kept his word.
After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's pants. These pants. These pants were on your Daddy when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the pants, they'd be confiscated. The way your Daddy looked at it, these pants were your birthright. And he'd be damned if and slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ass.
Five long years, he wore these pants up his ass. Then when he died of disentary, he gave me the pants. I hid these uncomfortable pair of pants up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the pants to you.
.....whew!
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