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Post by Vespertilio on Mar 17, 2010 0:49:22 GMT -5
Not mine... Treat your employees like family--- exploit them! Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important. It's always darkest before you step on the cat. (second variation) It's always darkest before it goes pitch black. Just because Granny can't go up the stairs doesn't mean she's a Dalek.
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Post by Aedh on Mar 19, 2010 12:34:47 GMT -5
Calories: what Nature puts in food to make it taste good.
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Post by Aedh on Mar 23, 2010 7:25:32 GMT -5
The only really worthwhile task to assign an employee is one which makes him redundant.
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Post by Aedh on Mar 27, 2010 20:42:56 GMT -5
All good things must come to an end. However, bad things go on, and on, and on, and on, thanks to Government funding.
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Post by Aedh on Mar 28, 2010 15:22:53 GMT -5
Aedh's Fifth Law!
Professionals are in business primarily to help themselves.
Thus it is no surprise that we find so many thieving cops, lying lawyers, sinful priests, hypochondriac doctors, sick nurses, etc. There are so many crazy psychiatrists because they became psychiatrists in order to cure themselves. Etc.
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Post by Aedh on Apr 4, 2010 23:14:27 GMT -5
Laws do not prevent crime. To the contrary, the passing of every batch of new laws precedes a jump in the crime rate.
Laws do provide news for journalists, talking points for politicians, and employment for attorneys. Oh--and jobs for new-minted criminals.
No wonder there are so many laws. The only class they don't benefit is the one on whose ostensible behalf they are passed.
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Post by Aedh on Apr 4, 2010 23:22:36 GMT -5
There are only two things that never end: our ability to say no ... and to say yes.
Oh--and lawsuits. Lawsuits never end either.
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Post by Aedh on Apr 4, 2010 23:23:02 GMT -5
Since I gave up all hope, I feel much better.
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Post by Aedh on Apr 14, 2010 1:02:50 GMT -5
Goodness must, as they say, be its own reward. It's certainly a poor investment otherwise.
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Post by Aedh on Apr 16, 2010 6:55:41 GMT -5
Said the Witchfinder General: It doesn't matter where you look for sin--only look hard enough, and you will find it.
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Post by Aedh on Apr 16, 2010 6:56:33 GMT -5
(I love this one ... )
Everything you know is wrong.
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Post by Aedh on May 17, 2010 23:40:53 GMT -5
To a person with only one skill, no other skills count for anything.
I suppose this is another form of the old saying that, to a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
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Post by Aedh on May 21, 2010 0:25:04 GMT -5
The key attitude of all leaders and managers these days ...
You don't know what's good for you. We know what's good for you, and we will make sure you get it, no matter what you think you want.
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Post by invisiblescientist on May 21, 2010 2:04:31 GMT -5
Such as prozium.
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Post by Aedh on May 21, 2010 12:04:42 GMT -5
Indeed!
A new one ...
It is always a mistake to send a yobbo to school thinking it will turn him into a solid citizen. It doesn't. It only makes him into an educated yobbo. Instead of robbing an off-licence at knifepoint, he can now loot an entire pension fund by investing in derivative-backed securities.
If "a little education is a dangerous thing," well ... a great deal of education is a very dangerous thing.
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Post by Aedh on Jun 2, 2010 11:38:01 GMT -5
Customer service: the art of explaining why a product is not broken enough to warrant replacement, but too broken to return for money back.
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Post by Aedh on Aug 14, 2010 23:16:14 GMT -5
A smart person learns from their mistakes; one who works for the government learns that they lead to raises and promotions.
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Post by Aedh on Jan 23, 2011 19:40:22 GMT -5
The person who has studied philosophy adequately and completely is able to do just this: to accurately weigh any statement and correctly judge whether it is rubbish. That is the philosophical mind.
There is another type--the theological mind. The person who has studied theology adequately and completely is able to take any statement which sounds like rubbish and plausibly present it as truth.
That is why philosophers study truth and talk about rubbish, while theologians study rubbish and talk about truth.
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Post by Aedh on Apr 16, 2011 18:45:39 GMT -5
A little re-education is a dangerous thing.
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Post by Aedh on Apr 16, 2011 18:47:15 GMT -5
A bullet in time saves nine.
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Post by Aedh on Apr 16, 2011 18:49:02 GMT -5
A Sense-Offender in hand is worth two in the Nether.
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Post by Aedh on Apr 16, 2011 18:50:36 GMT -5
A penny saved is ... a penny.
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Post by Aedh on Apr 22, 2011 13:23:42 GMT -5
Economically, the market system is wonderful. It can provide everything except virtue.
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