Prozium Poetry Slam!

[Aedh]

Getting ready
makes me nervous--
Amber juice
would do good service:
Prozium!

[Aedh]

Winter weather--
feeling down?
This will help
you get around:
Prozium!!

[marphlets]

Holidays here.
raining outside.
Emerald
City Christmas
Prozium!

[Aedh]

Amber liquid
clear and bright,
Helps one pass
the long, dim night--
Glenmorangie!
Prozium!!

[Aedh]

To make it more fun, I'll introduce a variant form ... with this as an example.

There once was a Cleric named Preston;
At shooting S.O's he was best 'un.
His dose then he missed,
A Resister he kissed--
And Father's nice floor got all messed on.

[marphlets]

Ha! - messed on.

[Libby]

Nov 14, 2008 1:33:25 GMT -5 Aedh said:

To make it more fun, I'll introduce a variant form ... with this as an example.

There once was a Cleric named Preston;
At shooting S.O's he was best 'un.
His dose then he missed,
A Resister he kissed--
And Father's nice floor got all messed on.

Libby like! Very funny *wanders off thinking of EQ limericks*

[Aedh]

There was a young Cleric named Errol,
Whose black coat he did like to wear all
The time--reading Yeats,
While sitting on crates--
but fell off because of John's barrel.

[Mirabilis]

Heehee!! Very good! ;D

[Aedh]

There once was an EG named Aedh,
Whose loneliness felt like a plague;
But then he met Mira,
Who told him, "Now, sirrah,
there's life to live--don't be so vague!"

[Mirabilis]

Nov 14, 2008 13:41:26 GMT -5 Aedh said:

There once was an EG named Aedh,
Whose loneliness felt like a plague;
But then he met Mira,
Who told him, "Now, sirrah,
there's life to live--don't be so vague!"

Awww....

[Aedh]

There was a Resister named Mary,
Who declared, "Feeling's not at all scary!
Without it your breath
'S but a clock ticking death;
It's Father of whom I'd be-wary!"

Now Jurgen his Mary he trusted;
Her faithfulness never was rusted--
'Til Preston then took her,
He kissed her and shook her,
Because she was flagrantly busted.

[Aedh]

There once was a student named Robby,
Who grassed on his mates as a hobby;
He found that his pater
Left dosing 'til later,
But shot his way through Dupont's lobby.

[Aedh]

There was a young Preston named Lisa,
Of whom Jar-Jar said: "Mysa meesa!
Libriaasa de place--"
Then Clones stomped his face,
Thus saving that Preston named Lisa.

[Libby]

I got bored marking Y3 comprehension...

There once was a Cleric named Brandt
Set-up by DuPont as a plant.
His gun got swapped round,
By a sword he was downed
And his face ended up on a slant.

There was an Offender called Seamus
Whose huge Art collection was famous
'Get your guns, lads!' he cried,
When the Sweepers arrived
'Or they'll take us away and then flame us!'

[Mirabilis]

Nov 19, 2008 14:23:01 GMT -5 Libby said:

I got bored marking Y3 comprehension...

There once was a Cleric named Brandt
Set-up by DuPont as a plant.
His gun got swapped round,
By a sword he was downed
And his face ended up on a slant.

There was an Offender called Seamus
Whose huge Art collection was famous
'Get your guns, lads!' he cried,
When the Sweepers arrived
'Or they'll take us away and then flame us!'

Heehee!! Time productively spent I think Libby! Bravo! ;D

[Aedh]

Excellent!

There once was a leader called Father
Whose lectures were boring--Oh rawther!
For his PIU's
Everyone had to use--
Resistance types, though, didn't bother.

[Aedh]

There was an officious E.O.
Who, once, asked by Preston, said: "No--
I'm afraid that that book
Is not here--take a look!
The problem is not due to me, yo!"

[Aedh]

There were some black Librian Sweepers
Who shot all the poor puppies' keepers;
When Preston hid one,
they should have just run,
But they all got a-round 'tween the peepers.

[Aedh]

Hear a party
through your fence?
Then report
that Sense-Offence!
Prozium!

[Aedh]

Now my love is
home with me,
The daily dose
will never be ...
Prozium!

[Aedh]

Not Prozium- of EQ-related, but good I think ... a summation of T. S. Eliot's "The Waste Land" in limerick form.

A Phoenician named Phlebas forgot
About birds and his business--the lot!
But there's no surprise,
'Cuz he'd met his demise,
And been left in the ocean to rot.