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Post by Witcher Wolf on Dec 12, 2003 11:50:24 GMT -5
I'm hoping that JenGe lets this remain, as Mr Anderson's classic EQ Comic Thread was introduced in here, or if not, she moves it to a more suitable place.
With Apologies to the B52's...Kurt Wimmer and small ferrets everywhere.
To the tune of Love Shack by the B52's <-- forgot that bit.
Gun Swap...
If you see a forum there at the edge of the net that says:
15 times I've seen the Gun Swap, Gun Swap yeah!
I'm heading down to the DVD shop, looking for the sci fi stock
Heading for the sci fi stock, sci fi stock, sci fi stock, sci fi stock. I got me a TV it's as big as whale, and we're planning on watching the Gun Swap. I got me a SONY, across about 20 so hurry up and bring the pop-corn honey.
The Gun Swap is a little old bit where we can watch together
Gun Swap baby, Gun Swap bay-bee.
Gun Swap, baby Gun Swap Gun Swap, baby, Gun Swap.
Gun baby, that's where it's at, Ooo Gun Baby, that's where it's at.
Sign says...Wooo...stay away Diggs, cause Bale rules at the Gun Swap! Well it's set way on in the middle of the flick, just a funky little Swap and I gotta prove it!
Was it the Nethers?
Was it on the bonnet?
Was it on the way back?
Was it in the film?
The Gun Swap is a little old bit where we can watch together
Gun Swap baby! Gun Swap bay! Gun Swap, that's where it's at!
Gun Swap, that's where it's at! Buggin and a rantin, postin an a discussin, wearin pretty thin, Cause it's as vague as anythin. The whole Swap happens when everyone's a watchin, around and around and around them guns are goin, everyone's a tearing baby, folks fainting outside, just to prove it, Everbody's watching, everyone's a rantin, baby funky little Swap...Funky little Swap!
So watch my SONY, it's as big as whale and it was bought in a sale! I got me TV and it's across about 20, so come on and bring the pop-corn honey...
The Gun Swap is a little old bit where we can watch together
Gun Swap baby, Gun Swap bay-bee.
Gun Swap, baby Gun Swap Gun Swap, baby, Gun Swap.
Gun baby, that's where it's at, Ooo Gun Baby, that's where it's at.
Bang bang in the Nethers baby! Shoot a little louder Cleric!
Bang bang in the Nethers baby! I can't hear you
Bang bang in the Nethers baby
Bang bang in the Nethers
Bang bang in the Nethers baby Bang Bang
You what? Puppy? BUSTED!
Gun Swap, baby Gun Swap!
Gun Swap, baby Gun Swap!
Gun Swap, baby Gun Swap!
Gun baby, that's where it's at (ad lib infinitum)
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Post by ClericRyan on Dec 12, 2003 11:52:55 GMT -5
L O F L
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;D
Post of the month
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Post by Deimos on Dec 12, 2003 12:31:11 GMT -5
What tune should we be singing this to? Lol, it's funny even without the music... ;D  Deimos |
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Post by Witcher Wolf on Dec 12, 2003 12:32:49 GMT -5
Love Shack by the B52's...
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Post by ClericArucard on Dec 12, 2003 16:53:05 GMT -5
OMG nicely done wolf
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Post by katerbug on Dec 12, 2003 17:53:05 GMT -5
that is the best! ;D ;D
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Post by Hostile on Dec 12, 2003 21:33:43 GMT -5
*drops his snow ball and cries*
You... sir... are a geek of untold proportions. *sniff*
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Post by ClericArucard on Dec 12, 2003 21:39:24 GMT -5
and theres nothing wrong with that  |
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Post by Witcher Wolf on Dec 13, 2003 5:59:46 GMT -5
Too many years of writing my own songs, sitting down and listening to Weird Al and just hearing Gun Swap in my head - every time that song came on the radio recently. The demon has be exorcised - we hope. Still, glad you like it |
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Post by Xenia Onatopp- Bale on Dec 13, 2003 6:48:08 GMT -5
You're really a Jack Of All Trades and Master Of Everything, Cleric Wolf.
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Post by Libby on Dec 13, 2003 7:41:05 GMT -5
;D ;D ROTFLOL!! This is brilliant! A true EQ classic! |
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Post by MisterAnderson on Dec 14, 2003 5:26:03 GMT -5
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Nicely done Wolfenstein! Geez are you sure we weren't seperated at birth? I am always taking the piss out of songs, changing the lyrics around...usually to something dirty ;D - which my fiancee hates, because she often ends up singing my version |
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Post by Witcher Wolf on Dec 14, 2003 6:01:27 GMT -5
BWHAHAHAH! Re: songs, Mr Anderson, and you never know, we might have been. It is said that Great Minds think alike :> Thanks for the comments all |
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Post by Trinity on Dec 14, 2003 14:26:52 GMT -5
Okay, Cleric, how is it that you are CLEVER all the time?! This is wonderful...thanks! ;D
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Post by Witcher Wolf on Dec 15, 2003 6:09:13 GMT -5
Heh, thanks all, Trinity...I just seem to have a modicum of talent, but listening to the 52's and that song - It hit me...Gun Swap...
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Post by Coolhand on Dec 16, 2003 17:24:58 GMT -5
Damnit Wolf!
Your post has caused me to laugh so hard I ended up coughing peices of my own ribcage! I'll be humming that blasted tune for days! You shall be hearing from my lawyers! Comedy with intent to wound!
Someone really needs to create a music video for this, complete with Wolf's Lyrics. Please? Pretty please?
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Post by Witcher Wolf on Dec 16, 2003 18:17:47 GMT -5
*bows* BWHAHAHAS!
Btw Coolhand, wonderful work on the writing!
Excellent stuff.
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Post by Trinity on Dec 16, 2003 20:20:20 GMT -5
Heh, thanks all, Trinity...I just seem to have a modicum of talent, but listening to the 52's and that song - It hit me...Gun Swap... A modicum? Much more than that, I'd say, my friend.  |
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Post by Libby on Dec 17, 2003 4:05:40 GMT -5
Someone really needs to create a music video for this, complete with Wolf's Lyrics. Please? Pretty please ;D I second that! I've been singing this since Wolf posted it, much to the chagrin of my family! |
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Post by Witcher Wolf on Dec 17, 2003 19:31:33 GMT -5
Hehehe, cool, thanks for supporting my insanity And thanks Trin for those kind words |
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Post by Coolhand on Dec 18, 2003 8:48:59 GMT -5
Doesn't life work in mysterious ways?
Yesterday, two days after reading Wolfs GunSwap song, I saw an episode of the Simpsons in which Homer goes around slapping people who offend him with a glove.
Basicaly, he discovers that most people, if challenged to a fight over a trivial issue, will back down rather than get into a pointless and painful brawl, so he settles even the smallest disagreement with a Glove slap, thus challenging them to a fight.
Anyhoo, the long and the short of this is that they show a montage of Homer slapping people, accompanied to a spoof version of B52's Love Shack, entitled "Glove Slap."
Sample Lyrics:
"Glove Slap. I don't take crap."
"Glove Slap. Shut your big yap."
That night, in my dreams, the two spoof versions of this song melded into one hedious entity.
I saw the City of Librifeild, where humanity works under the guidence of the Father, a more portley looking man than I remember, prone to extramarital sense offense, adding the phrase "Vote Father." to the end of every sentace, and who's voice soudned somewhat like that of JFK. His right hand man was known as Vice-Council Burns.
I saw citizens kept under control by use of a drug implanted into Beer and Donuts. Any offenders were tracked down by the Clerics, a group of enforcers trained in the art of Glove Kata, a fighting system that involves slapping with a glove and stating "I demand satisfaction!"
The top Cleric, mainly due to his large consumption of beer and donuts, was known as Homer Preston.
I saw Homer, squeezed into a Cleric's uniform, clumsily swapping guns with a Cleric Smithers and muttering "He he he. Sucker."
I saw an overweight man with a pony tail and a goatee, who announce the gunswap to be the "Worst. Plothole. EVER!" He was then Glove-Kata'd to death.
I saw a car trunk With a mangy brown greyhound within...
I saw Sean Pertwee's face morph into that of Mr Burns,a crooked smile and steepled fingers, whilst Homer in the polygraph chair shouted "DOH!"
"Don't look so suprised...uh, Smithers what is that man's name?"
"Preston Sir, he's a Cleric in sector 7G."
I saw the Sweeper Captain, somewhat out of shape with an oddly piggish face pull Homer's car over.
"This is Wiggam reporting a 215 in progress: Waking a Sweeper Captain."
I saw Marge led to the furncaces of Libria, to be stopped at the last minuit by Homer racing in.
"I need to speak to this Woman! Marge! Marge! Do you know where the TV remote is?"
And I saw Robbie and Lisa, still two zombified children in drab clothing, yet I swear Robbie is hiding a catapult in his jacket and muttering "Aye Carumba" when the Sweepers break down the door. And then I saw Lisa's expression become oddly dissaproving when Homer layes the blame for any Sense Offense on "Citizen Flanders" next door...
Needless to say, I woke up screeming.
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Post by Xenia Onatopp- Bale on Dec 18, 2003 9:05:35 GMT -5
Hehehe, cool, thanks for supporting my insanity Don't worry Wolfy, I'm also insane. |
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Post by Witcher Wolf on Dec 18, 2003 9:59:57 GMT -5
BWHAHAHAAHAHAHAHS! @ Coolhand! Heh, Ona it's the best way to be. |
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Post by Trinity on Dec 21, 2003 22:31:07 GMT -5
And thanks Trin for those kind words You're very welcome. |
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Post by Libby on Dec 22, 2003 8:22:00 GMT -5
;DCoolhand, you rock! I read this three times on the trot and now my ribs really hurt! Someone should actually suggest an EQ Simpsons!
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Post by Xenia Onatopp- Bale on Dec 22, 2003 10:39:24 GMT -5
laughs hysterically again.
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Post by Golgo13 on Dec 27, 2003 18:16:18 GMT -5
I saw Marge led to the furncaces of Libria, to be stopped at the last minuit by Homer racing in. "I need to speak to this Woman! Marge! Marge! Do you know where the TV remote is?" HAAAAAHAHAHAHA!! Good one! |
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Post by ClericVictor on Jan 15, 2004 16:32:37 GMT -5
Coolhand, i must say that the lyrics you did are just so sexxy!
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Post by Witcher Wolf on Jan 16, 2004 7:30:55 GMT -5
I wrote the Lyrics, Coolhand had the nightmare, credit where credit's due: Bub.
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Post by Coolhand on Jan 16, 2004 8:08:20 GMT -5
Indeed. Though I would love to take credit for those genius lyrics, alas I cannot.
"'Twas the cry of the Wolf that inspired the nightmare of the Coolhand. "
In other words, it was Wolf's brainwave, I just surfed it
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