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Post by MisterAnderson on Oct 3, 2003 0:43:57 GMT -5
another great list by Cleric Mike!
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Post by Coolhand on Oct 3, 2003 7:44:04 GMT -5
I know I posted these months ago somewhere else, but I'm pretty sure copyright allows me to plaugerise myself.
You know you're an EQ fan when...
You punch yourself in the face to get a split lip.
Every time a guy in a moterbike helmet goes past, you narrow your eyes and growl.
You suddenly find yourself breaking into gun-kata on the dance floor (too...much...alchohol...)
You carry your umbrella underhand style.
You watch Braveheart and expect Robert the Bruce to start fondling the table.
You watch Braveheart and expect Robert the Bruce to start some Teteagrammaton style ass-whupping during the battle scenes
You give an evil cackle whenever you hear the phrase "losing face."
You watch Lord of the Rings and wonder why Boromir doesn't hold a book up in front of the Uruk-Hai archer at the end.
Whenever someone is really annoying you, you find yourself trying to activate some non-existant spring-load wrist holsters.
You have a thing about stroking stair banisters.
You have almost irrisistable urges to run up to parked motercycles and...(Crunch. Ambulance please.)
Your freinds ask you why you have a rice crispie superglued to the top-right of your nose.
You pick up the puppies of total straingers, pronounce the mutt deisesed and walk off with it under your arm.
You walk into an Art Gallery with a flamethrower,
You spend hours in front of the mirror working on your "Cold God of Death" stare.
When the police pull you over, you inform them that you have a pre-dawn combustion to witness. And that there's nothing in the trunk.
You keep trying to turn handshakes into wrist-locks. (Sorry, thought your were a sweeper.)
Your freinds ask you why your floor is always covered in broken snowglobes.
"No we DON'T sell white hubcaps! Uh...is that spraypaint on your car?"
You use the line "TetraGrammaton. There's nothing I can't do" to try and pull chicks.
You are genuinly suprised when the above line doesn't work.
People who are annoying you get asked "One Last Time. Don't Do That."
The last thing the Pizza Delivery Bike Dude ever hears is "No. Not without incident."
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Post by Matt on Oct 3, 2003 17:32:02 GMT -5
You actually figured out the gun switch
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Post by Trinity on Oct 3, 2003 18:48:23 GMT -5
LOFL!!! These are ALL so ingenious! Great thread! ;D
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Post by Trinity on Oct 3, 2003 18:52:06 GMT -5
When your coworkers call you Grammaton Cleric No kidding ;D ;D ;D L.O.L.! You too, huh? I insist on my co-workers calling me this, and sign my e-mails with, "Trinity, First Class Cleric of the TetraGrammaton.
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Post by Trinity on Oct 3, 2003 18:55:13 GMT -5
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Post by BMaloney on Oct 3, 2003 20:37:38 GMT -5
Oh dear, all of your creativity is a tad more advanced than mine. Excellent lists.. lol.
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Post by Cleric smith on Oct 4, 2003 15:05:57 GMT -5
oh how polite trinity
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Post by Xenia Onatopp- Bale on Nov 15, 2003 8:47:44 GMT -5
When you ape CB's EQ fashion sense as well as his kick-ass fighting style and uttering EQ dialogues and quotes. Aside from frequently visiting this fansite and drooling over CB's EQ pics.
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Post by MAX on Nov 15, 2003 10:50:49 GMT -5
You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when...
You tell people that their mirror's frame is 'illegal'.
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Post by JenGe on Dec 8, 2003 11:19:14 GMT -5
... you are actually, seriously tempted to feed the family only Ramin just to save up money to buy Abbyshot's coat... ;D
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Post by Witcher Wolf on Dec 8, 2003 11:23:31 GMT -5
*rotflol*
Or when: Someone annoys you, you say.
Are you playing with me? Cleric???
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Post by Libby on Dec 8, 2003 12:06:35 GMT -5
.....you rip your bathroom mirror off the wall to hide something.
.....you play the soundtrack so much, even your children know which scene each track belongs to.
....while mopping the kitchen floor, you unscrew the handle and use it for katana practice.
....you know the script by heart.
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Post by Garax on Dec 8, 2003 15:17:10 GMT -5
I definately agree with the one about going berserk at people who claim that EQ is a Matrix rip off.
It didn't take too many beatings for people learn not to mention that around me. Yes the beatings did involve guns with impact hammers protruding from the magazine.
Seriously.
They did.
Anyway, onto mine.
'...When your entire KaZaA download list is filled with tracks by Klaus Bedalt with the words 'More Sources Needed' laughing in your face directly next to your favourite piece of music. Bastards...'
'...When your inclined to say 'Maybe I'm Just Better' whenever someone says '<Insert Reason Here> Is Why You're The Best'
'...When your friends refuse to watch EQ with you because you point out the most miniscule details like why the way DuPont touches the desk shows hes feeling and the fact that the Gun Kata hand symbol is a reference to Christian ceremonies (I'm sure I read that on here somewhere).'
'...When all you talk about is Ultra Violet, to a point where your friends want it to come out almost as badly as you do. Only because it'll shut you up for a while, but at least I'm creating some interest!'
Not great, but thats all I can come up with. I am ill after all...
Guess what I did to pass the time this morning ;D.
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Post by Xenia Onatopp- Bale on Dec 8, 2003 20:57:16 GMT -5
You're an EQ fan when you dream about the whole movie every night- dreaming every scene of it.
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Post by saint on Dec 9, 2003 6:55:50 GMT -5
You get Emily Watson's autograph on a photo and a copy of Encore..................how happy am I. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Witcher Wolf on Dec 9, 2003 7:40:52 GMT -5
*chuckles*
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Post by Xenia Onatopp- Bale on Dec 9, 2003 11:11:31 GMT -5
.......when you call your daily vitamins Prozium.
"This is my Prozium- Enervon C" HAHAAHAA!!!!!
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Post by Redbaron on Dec 9, 2003 20:35:28 GMT -5
....when you desperately crave for Prozium to eliminate emotions and random thoughts so you could fully concentrate on your exam tomorrow as well as the essay due on the same day. I hate Profs who overestimate their student's ability.
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Post by Libby on Dec 10, 2003 5:37:17 GMT -5
....when you wake up at 4-00am with an idea for a post and have to get up for pen and paper, in case you forget!
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Post by Witcher Wolf on Dec 10, 2003 6:45:21 GMT -5
When you burn your DVD player out watching the DVD too much.
When you burn your parents DVD player out, after persuading them that 24/7 vigils of the film are an acceptible way to pass the time.
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Post by Libby on Dec 10, 2003 7:00:08 GMT -5
.....your family keep finding the DVD in the PC when you're supposed to be working!
(This thread and the 'too much' thread are very similar)
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Post by Xenia Onatopp- Bale on Dec 10, 2003 10:17:52 GMT -5
When you burn your DVD player out watching the DVD too much. When you burn your parents DVD player out, after persuading them that 24/7 vigils of the film are an acceptible way to pass the time. I'm guilty of this. HAHAHAAAHAA!!!
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Post by Cleric smith on Dec 10, 2003 14:29:37 GMT -5
.....your family keep finding the DVD in the PC when you're supposed to be working! (This thread and the 'too much' thread are very similar) im gulity of this
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Post by Libby on Dec 10, 2003 18:24:42 GMT -5
im gulity of this Hey, but isn't it great to know you're not alone?
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Post by Witcher Wolf on Dec 10, 2003 18:35:42 GMT -5
You wake up, log onto this website...don't leave it even when you go to sleep...
IE doesn't crash while you're browsing here, several days later you're still listed as being online.
You have an overwhelming desire to yell Sense Offender at people you see being emotional in Public.
If someone asks you how things went, you reply.
Not without Incident.
You change your name to Cleric John Preston via deedpoll.
You make a Grammaton Cleric rank here in under a week.
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Post by Xenia Onatopp- Bale on Dec 11, 2003 8:21:27 GMT -5
You make a Grammaton Cleric rank here in under a week. Actually, I became Grammaton Cleric in two weeks time.
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Post by Witcher Wolf on Dec 11, 2003 8:26:22 GMT -5
*grins* Ask Jen, I took a very short time to become one, but heck...I'm prolific :>
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Post by Xenia Onatopp- Bale on Dec 11, 2003 8:36:13 GMT -5
Yeah, I know. I bet, come end of this month,you'll now be Grammaton Cleric First Class. And damn, you're really prolific and creative genius.(two thumbs up)
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Post by Witcher Wolf on Dec 11, 2003 9:03:14 GMT -5
Aww, thank you I like to share my talents with folks though, especially Memories and House of Cards.
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