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Cleric
Aug 25, 2007 14:49:07 GMT -5
Post by JenGe on Aug 25, 2007 14:49:07 GMT -5
no, just those among us who feel the need to act it out to increase their post count Actually the best way to increase one's post count ... should anyone want to do that for any reason ... is to pick a thread, then create and delete posts. (Deleted posts still count toward your count). Just some info there. Actually I can change any post count I want to so I say start paying up guys. How much for 1000?? ;D
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Cleric
Aug 25, 2007 15:17:11 GMT -5
Post by JenGe on Aug 25, 2007 15:17:11 GMT -5
Actually I can change any post count I want to so I say start paying up guys. How much for 1000?? ;D Heheh....only if you change my status to...FATHER!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!! ;D Done...but you'd better watch it. I hear those with that title don't last long. Not with Preston around.
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Cleric
Aug 25, 2007 15:45:14 GMT -5
Post by Cleric Queenie on Aug 25, 2007 15:45:14 GMT -5
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK - call the resistance in! Father is on this board! Resistance! Where are you when you are needed?
How many guards?
50 sweepers, maybe more!
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Can we do it?
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Cleric
Aug 25, 2007 15:45:38 GMT -5
Post by Vespertilio on Aug 25, 2007 15:45:38 GMT -5
Done...but you'd better watch it. I hear those with that title don't last long. Not with Preston around. LMAO!!!! Woohoo! I'm Father! I'm Father!!! ;D ;D ;D *suddenly stops Snoopy dancing and looks around warily for a familiar Cleric* My first order is to make Cleric Preston my personal body guard [keep your enemies close I say! Heheh! ;D]Bwahahaha!!! ;D *just wait till I get home to Paintshop**chuckles evilly*
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Cleric
Aug 25, 2007 15:53:19 GMT -5
Post by Cleric Queenie on Aug 25, 2007 15:53:19 GMT -5
Hm, then again, it's a wonderful idea to have Preston so close to you. Hehe, saves him serious kick-ass fighting before he can get down to the nitty gritty ... ... ;D
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Cleric
Aug 25, 2007 16:32:41 GMT -5
Post by Cleric Queenie on Aug 25, 2007 16:32:41 GMT -5
LOL, ROFL, depends on what you understand by a game of Scrabble .... hehe ;D (He might have something else in mind, Father! Or are you Mother?) We need a MOTHER!
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Cleric
Aug 25, 2007 16:46:57 GMT -5
Post by Cleric Queenie on Aug 25, 2007 16:46:57 GMT -5
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Queen Mom! Do I have to start wearing her clothes as well?
Jen, have mercy! Please!
Hm, does that make us a couple then? You FATHER, me MOTHER! And all the Librians are our children and they have to do what we want ... ;D ;D ;D
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Cleric
Aug 25, 2007 17:10:24 GMT -5
Post by Cleric Queenie on Aug 25, 2007 17:10:24 GMT -5
We can discuss that later on when we retreat to our chamber! ;D ;D ;D
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Prestan
Vice Council in Charge of Flames and Summary Combustions
Not Without Innocence
Posts: 128
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Cleric
Aug 25, 2007 17:11:00 GMT -5
Post by Prestan on Aug 25, 2007 17:11:00 GMT -5
In all respect I think the guy who started this thread should get a sweet title too, even if he is only a resistance member. Hmm... now who might that be?
and lol, what nonsense, Father with an avatar of a mother. Well, I suppose its no different than Hillary becoming President.
As for your concern about this topic getting all personal and emo, JenGe, that's all in the past, and ya some comments were a bit huffy but hey, I think thats what got this thread thriving if you want my opinion. Sometimes fist are more interesting than words.
Its funny because I had NO intention of turning this thread into what its become.
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Cleric
Aug 25, 2007 17:44:13 GMT -5
Post by Cleric Queenie on Aug 25, 2007 17:44:13 GMT -5
OUR order! ;D
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Cleric
Aug 25, 2007 18:04:04 GMT -5
Post by JenGe on Aug 25, 2007 18:04:04 GMT -5
Yo Jen! Young Cleric Prestan here wants to be promoted to.....to.....umm.....Vice Council in Charge of Flames and Summary Combustions! ;D By order of FATHER.......er....MOTHER..... ??.....errrr....by MY order! Bahahahaha!! done....
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Prestan
Vice Council in Charge of Flames and Summary Combustions
Not Without Innocence
Posts: 128
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Cleric
Aug 25, 2007 19:38:07 GMT -5
Post by Prestan on Aug 25, 2007 19:38:07 GMT -5
Yo Jen! Young Cleric Prestan here wants to be promoted to.....to.....umm.....Vice Council in Charge of Flames and Summary Combustions! ;D By order of FATHER.......er....MOTHER..... ??.....errrr....by MY order! Bahahahaha!! done.... Sweeeeeeeeet!!!!!!!!!! Bwahahaha! Bow before my awesomeness! Anyone who gets outta line, you better hope you're wearing 1,000 degree sunblock! I am the god of hellfire And I bring you FIRE! You fought hard, and you saved and earned, but boy its all gonna burn! And your mind, your tiny mind, you know you've really been so blind. Now's the time, burn your mind, you've fallen far too far behind. Oh no, oh no, OH NO! Your gonna burn...
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Cleric
Aug 25, 2007 20:13:36 GMT -5
Post by Aedh on Aug 25, 2007 20:13:36 GMT -5
I hereby apply for the title of "Evil Genius In Residence."
As you know ... "Roses For Maria" isn't all published yet .... I still could think of ... certain plot twists involving Citizen Preston .... *chortle*
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Cleric
Aug 25, 2007 20:24:29 GMT -5
Post by Aedh on Aug 25, 2007 20:24:29 GMT -5
I can pay, oh great Jen!! I have ... um .... 45 ... 55 ... 60 ... 62 cents .... *scrabbles under couch* SWEET--87 cents! And a Hershey's "Special Dark" mini-bite ... and, um ... Oh! a Subway Sandwich Sub Club stamp card ... All Filled Up!! See ...? MMMmmmmMMmmm ..... Subway Sandwich ....
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Cleric
Aug 25, 2007 20:34:38 GMT -5
Post by JenGe on Aug 25, 2007 20:34:38 GMT -5
quot;Evil Genius In Residence"....if that sounds okay to you? ;D "only to oblige." Enjoy!!
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Cleric
Aug 25, 2007 20:55:07 GMT -5
Post by Aedh on Aug 25, 2007 20:55:07 GMT -5
SuWEEEET!!!! Thank you!! Muahahahaha!! Good guys, Resisters, and heroes look out ... Doctor Aedh is IN THE HOUSE!!*immediately starts plotting and scheming*
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Cleric
Aug 25, 2007 21:52:14 GMT -5
Post by Aedh on Aug 25, 2007 21:52:14 GMT -5
Gaaahhhhh!!! Now just hang on a flippin' minute!!! There'll be NONE of that while I'M around!! *looks around desperately* Cleric Preston!!!!!! Some ORDER is needed here!! *mumble...grumble* You can't get the bloody staff! *Checks berettas and ammo supply just in case* I think I may have created a monster! "Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown ..." Let's see ... Scheme 4968, with contingencies B and D, I think ... Of course, as EGIR, I myself am doomed to a future filled with incompetent subordinates, guards who couldn't hit the broad side of a barn ... mysteriously reversed polarities ... lab assistants who can't tell a red wire from a blue wire ... etc. But then--it's not whether you win or lose: it's your share of the residuals, marketing, film rights, trading-card and video-game distribution, book deals, garment collections, etc. I'm already setting up overseas brokerage accounts ... excuse me *hollers into phone* NO!!--I want the personal jet WITH A SAUNA in--you got that?!! .... heh heh ...
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Cleric
Aug 25, 2007 22:07:53 GMT -5
Post by Mirabilis on Aug 25, 2007 22:07:53 GMT -5
Gaaahhhhh!!! Now just hang on a flippin' minute!!! There'll be NONE of that while I'M around!! *looks around desperately* Cleric Preston!!!!!! Some ORDER is needed here!! *mumble...grumble* You can't get the bloody staff! *Checks berettas and ammo supply just in case* I think I may have created a monster! "Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown ..." Let's see ... Scheme 4968, with contingencies B and D, I think ... Of course, as EGIR, I myself am doomed to a future filled with incompetent subordinates, guards who couldn't hit the broad side of a barn ... mysteriously reversed polarities ... lab assistants who can't tell a red wire from a blue wire ... etc. But then--it's not whether you win or lose: it's your share of the residuals, marketing, film rights, trading-card and video-game distribution, book deals, garment collections, etc. I'm already setting up overseas brokerage accounts ... excuse me *hollers into phone* NO!!--I want the personal jet WITH A SAUNA in--you got that?!! .... heh heh ...Hang on.....personal jet WITH sauna??? *whispers aside* Why didn't I get one of those? What do you mean I never asked??? Do I have to request EVERY little thing? Show some initiative here Cleric Preston......yes...yes ....alright....I'll come and test it out with you later.....*sigh.......sits back on throne, placing hands on desktop in meditative pose* Hmmm.......I think some restructuring is in order. *Leans back...puts booted feet up on desk* Yep.......definitely time for some re-oraginastion in the ranks. Vice-Council Prestan!!! Who's on the Summary Combustion rota for today? I need some amusement!
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Prestan
Vice Council in Charge of Flames and Summary Combustions
Not Without Innocence
Posts: 128
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Cleric
Aug 25, 2007 22:19:46 GMT -5
Post by Prestan on Aug 25, 2007 22:19:46 GMT -5
"Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown ..." Let's see ... Scheme 4968, with contingencies B and D, I think ... Of course, as EGIR, I myself am doomed to a future filled with incompetent subordinates, guards who couldn't hit the broad side of a barn ... mysteriously reversed polarities ... lab assistants who can't tell a red wire from a blue wire ... etc. But then--it's not whether you win or lose: it's your share of the residuals, marketing, film rights, trading-card and video-game distribution, book deals, garment collections, etc. I'm already setting up overseas brokerage accounts ... excuse me *hollers into phone* NO!!--I want the personal jet WITH A SAUNA in--you got that?!! .... heh heh ...Hang on.....personal jet WITH sauna??? *whispers aside* Why didn't I get one of those? What do you mean I never asked??? Do I have to request EVERY little thing? Show some initiative here Cleric Preston......yes...yes ....alright....I'll come and test it out with you later.....*sigh.......sits back on throne, placing hands on desktop in meditative pose* Hmmm.......I think some restructuring is in order. *Leans back...puts booted feet up on desk* Yep.......definitely time for some re-oraginastion in the ranks. Vice-Council Prestan!!! Who's on the Summary Combustion rota for today? I need some amusement! Well we havent any sense offenders as of now so... to the list! *Starts up the burners *Opens up book Lets see, protical is to go in alphabetical order so.... ... Oh dear... It appears the first person on the list is... Aedh... DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUN!
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Cleric
Aug 25, 2007 22:30:35 GMT -5
Post by Mirabilis on Aug 25, 2007 22:30:35 GMT -5
Oh...ummm...really? Hmmmm.........ah well.....all's fair in....err....well you know....ahem........CLERIC PRESTON......you heard the Vice-Council.....get to it then...we haven't got all day!! *mutters to self uneasily* Why do I have a bad feeling about this? Ah well....to bed I think......*looks around*....MOTHER??? Are you coming or what? [ ;D ]
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Cleric
Aug 25, 2007 22:47:55 GMT -5
Post by Aedh on Aug 25, 2007 22:47:55 GMT -5
*calmly proffers wrists for the cuffs*
It is only justice. It is indeed a fair cop ...
*suffers self to be led quietly away ...*
*with the briefest glint in the eye of the downcast face ...*
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Prestan
Vice Council in Charge of Flames and Summary Combustions
Not Without Innocence
Posts: 128
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Cleric
Aug 26, 2007 1:13:16 GMT -5
Post by Prestan on Aug 26, 2007 1:13:16 GMT -5
*calmly proffers wrists for the cuffs* It is only justice. It is indeed a fair cop ... *suffers self to be led quietly away ...* *with the briefest glint in the eye of the downcast face ...*yes, thats right Aedh give yourself, calm, cooly, entirely without... uh... aggression... no, resisitance, wait, hm... ok, entirely without struggle uck... LINE!
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Cleric
Aug 26, 2007 4:53:44 GMT -5
Post by Aedh on Aug 26, 2007 4:53:44 GMT -5
yes, thats right Aedh give yourself, calm, cooly, entirely without... uh... aggression... no, resisitance, wait, hm... ok, entirely without struggle uck... LINE! Vice-Council In Charge Of Etc ... I can only hope to be, one day, as uncompromising as you.
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Cleric
Aug 26, 2007 9:18:34 GMT -5
Post by Cleric Queenie on Aug 26, 2007 9:18:34 GMT -5
Oh...ummm...really? Hmmmm.........ah well.....all's fair in....err....well you know....ahem........CLERIC PRESTON......you heard the Vice-Council.....get to it then...we haven't got all day!! *mutters to self uneasily* Why do I have a bad feeling about this? Ah well....to bed I think......*looks around*....MOTHER??? Are you coming or what? [ ;D ] Sure! ;D
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Cleric
Aug 26, 2007 10:44:25 GMT -5
Post by Mirabilis on Aug 26, 2007 10:44:25 GMT -5
yes, thats right Aedh give yourself, calm, cooly, entirely without... uh... aggression... no, resisitance, wait, hm... ok, entirely without struggle uck... LINE! Vice-Council In Charge Of Etc ... I can only hope to be, one day, as uncompromising as you. ......Oh...er...Vice-Council...*trying to regain composure after a very strange night* Keep an eye on that one....he's more cunning than a weasel that just won the most cunning contest! The clue's in the name you see...E-vil Gen-ius? ;D
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Cleric
Aug 26, 2007 11:18:45 GMT -5
Post by Aedh on Aug 26, 2007 11:18:45 GMT -5
*suddenly, something bursts through the bank of windows above Father’s throne … it’s a screaming BMW motorcycle. It arcs though the air amid a hail of glass fragments; the figure astride it, black coattails and red hair streaming, is already wielding two MP7’s in a cris-cross, windmill pattern.* *Sweepers fall and Clerics scatter; the bike hits the marble floor with a bounce … bounce … skidding down the length of the great room, using the rapidly bunching carpet runner under its wheels as a brake. The ‘cycle slews around precisely two feet from EG Aedh and his astonished captor … the rider, in Cleric coat, ejects a spent 40-round clip, feeding another one in from a sleeve, and moving back on the pillion as Aedh’s cuffs fall open and he leaps across the saddle, crouching low.* *Aedh’s captor, recovering himself, draws weapons, and the Valkryrie-esque rider receives a stitch of bullet wounds up her front … it doesn’t seem to bother her though, as she alters her firing pattern, forcing the captor down and sawing another Cleric in half with her alternating MP bursts …. burrRRRRrrrrRRrrrrp!! BUURRRrrrRRRrrrrrrrppp!!* Thank you, CeCe, says Aedh, *revving the bike in rising snarls … it peels out as the first rider’s arm moves, and a stun grenade goes roooolllllllllllling …KABAMF!, filling the place with drifting smoke.* *As Father peeps out from behind her throne, her headset goes off … and a cool, contralto voice fills the earpiece:* Now you’ve seen a competent bodyguard …. *low, chrome-tinged laugh* … Send me this ‘Cleric Preston.’ I think he’ll be delicious with a mild remoulade … BWAHAHAHAA!! I’m going to LOVE being Evil Genius In Residence!!
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Cleric
Aug 26, 2007 11:54:39 GMT -5
Post by Mirabilis on Aug 26, 2007 11:54:39 GMT -5
BWAHAHAHAA!! I’m going to LOVE being Evil Genius In Residence!! *Sits back down on throne shaking head......lights up a Marlboro....boots go back up on desk....gaze reflectively at the destruction then up at the ceiling...blowing out a long stream of blue smoke* You know......I've got this sudden powerful feeling of deja vu... *The distant strains of a song can be heard once again...echoing along the corridors of power...* ...Night is falling and you just can't see Is this illusion or reality You're in the army now Oh, oh, you're in the army now You're in the army now Oh, oh, you're in the army now*Sits bolt upright* GAHHHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Vice-Council!!! You are hearby promoted to FATHER!! I'm off!! *runs screaming from room* ;D
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Cleric
Aug 26, 2007 16:32:15 GMT -5
Post by Aedh on Aug 26, 2007 16:32:15 GMT -5
*bike screeches to a halt in the under-estibule of the Standard-Issue Evil Genius Superfortress ... EGIR Aedh leaps off, but the impressively-built fem-form on the back stays, motionless, stiff, and still. Aedh approaches ... taps it ... nothing. He lifts one eyelid and shines a pencil flash in ... frowning at the results ... and spits out an exasperated oath:*
Cripes! Not again ... and that was my LAST spare!! .... now where in the name of Barry Goldwater am I going to get a spare Licein A-type polyreversing isometriculator relay on a bloody Sunday afternoon?!!
*snaps fingers ... several unformed flunkeys scurry out, load the six feet and four hundred ninety pounds of combat fembot onto a gurney, and wheel it away ... squeek-squeek-squeek-squeek .... *
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reosan
Sweeper
this movie is a drug
Posts: 85
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Cleric
Aug 26, 2007 16:36:48 GMT -5
Post by reosan on Aug 26, 2007 16:36:48 GMT -5
Sense Offender reosan runs into the room from the shadows, places a small, suspicious piece of machinery under the desk of Father and then returns to the shadows to wait for the replacement.....
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Prestan
Vice Council in Charge of Flames and Summary Combustions
Not Without Innocence
Posts: 128
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Cleric
Aug 27, 2007 0:38:51 GMT -5
Post by Prestan on Aug 27, 2007 0:38:51 GMT -5
Damn!
This will not do at all, that blasted Aedh and his mysterious partner have slaughtered all of my elite guards and have escaped, breaking my regulation burning. And here I was all prep'd to watch it and everything, I already sold tickets which I'll now have to refund, I've got like, all these bets placed on how long he survives that I've got to sort out, my God, I'm pissed.
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Oh wait, is that a 'k'?
uh... ya, the name is actually AedK... yes, the name on the list was actually Aedk... my bad... s-sorry everyone, my mistake. uh.. can someone like, tell Aedh we kinda goofed up? Ya..... I'm in trouble.
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