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Post by reveria on Feb 16, 2007 4:15:47 GMT -5
Seeing how we have the "Three word story" here, I hope this is the right subforum for this... I saw this idea on a Phantom of the Opera board, and I thought it would be great fun - the Caption Contest. How does it work? The "game moderator" (which would be me, since I brought it here ;D ) posts a picture of an EQ scene. Then it's your turn to add a caption to it - which of course should be as absurd/funny/offensive/off topic as possible so everyone has one hell of a laugh. Then, after a few days when the picture is getting old, there'll be a new one. Example: Lisa: "This dress makes me look fat." Robbie: "God, I hate posing for family pictures...!" Preston: "Don't even think about saying 'cheese'!" So here we go... First picture:
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Post by reveria on Feb 17, 2007 0:17:02 GMT -5
hmmm, apparently I'm the only one who likes this game ;D
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Post by Greyflower on Feb 17, 2007 0:59:05 GMT -5
Mary: "Dammit! The bathroom door got stuck! Need someone to ram it out..."
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Post by Greyflower on Feb 17, 2007 1:02:11 GMT -5
Another one:
"The floor is so cold! Has anybody seen my slippers?"
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Post by Aedh on Feb 17, 2007 1:05:01 GMT -5
"Uggh ... I knew I shouldn't have had the cabbage for lunch ..."
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Post by frivolity on Feb 17, 2007 17:38:01 GMT -5
An hour later and Mary was more than bored as she waited for Brandt and Preston to finish playing with the Action Man collection Errol had saved up
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Post by Cleric Queenie on Feb 17, 2007 17:41:21 GMT -5
He told me he'd be out of the bathroom in a few minutes! Men!
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Post by frivolity on Feb 17, 2007 18:04:01 GMT -5
Mary wondered if she could sneak in a scratch. Victorias Secret ultra lacy knickers were lovely to look at, but they tended to ride up.
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Post by reveria on Feb 17, 2007 23:39:36 GMT -5
He told me he'd be out of the bathroom in a few minutes! Men! *snickers* that is SO true!
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Post by ginxy on Feb 20, 2007 11:57:19 GMT -5
So here we go... First picture: I just knew this would happen......90% effective my ass.....damn that Cleric.....hmmmm...[laughs softly] They won't find this sense offense.....mwahahhahahahNo one knows....the trouble I see.....no one knows....but Jesus......Dammit.....it's supposed to be 25 min or less for delivery....where is that pizza man!
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Post by ginxy on Feb 20, 2007 11:58:20 GMT -5
Mary wondered if she could sneak in a scratch. Victorias Secret ultra lacy knickers were lovely to look at, but they tended to ride up. lol......some sense offenses are worth the pain and effort I suppose. ;D
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Post by reveria on Feb 23, 2007 23:49:54 GMT -5
New picture! 'You'd think with a double dose of Prozium, homework would be less annoying... but no.'
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Post by frivolity on Feb 24, 2007 15:09:57 GMT -5
LOL! (good job I'm not coooking, it'd be more like incinerate )
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Post by reveria on Feb 25, 2007 0:21:42 GMT -5
"I'm sure father won't miss the doses I took for my Prozium brownies ... now what comes next? Oh yes, "process" for 20 minutes at 350 degrees ......" lmao that's great ;D
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Post by Aedh on Feb 25, 2007 0:34:31 GMT -5
"Cooking for Clerics ... hmmm .... every recipe seems to start with 'Take one sense-offender' ... "
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Post by Vespertilio on Feb 25, 2007 1:59:09 GMT -5
'"...after Hansel and Gretel processed the Sense Offender, they all dosed with their PIU's and lived indifferently ever after." Boy, Librian EC-10 stories sure are boring."
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Post by Aedh on Feb 25, 2007 9:25:26 GMT -5
Boy, Librian EC-10 stories sure are boring." 'Boring ...' Let's check the lexical update on that ... *punches a few buttons on portable device* Mm ... a synonym for the words 'correct' or 'appropriate' ... "one typically used in a ... derogatory manner by sense-offenders ... or sympathizers with the same ... "*sideways glance at Vesper ... eyes narrow momentarily*
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Post by ginxy on Feb 26, 2007 11:16:46 GMT -5
New picture! "Geez.....this guy...The Father is sure full of crap." [looks around - hope no one heard that.....]
"Geometry...blah....I'll never need this in real life!"
"Concentrate....there is no book....there is no book.....damn it work in that movie with the spoon!!!!"
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Post by ginxy on Feb 26, 2007 11:20:28 GMT -5
"Cooking for Clerics ... hmmm .... every recipe seems to start with 'Take one sense-offender' ... " LOL - all I could think about was that joke. - The one where the book is really a book on how to cook people To Serve Man....."it's a cookbook...it's a cookbook......" ;D
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Post by Aedh on Feb 27, 2007 11:31:10 GMT -5
"Geez.....this guy...The Father is sure full of crap." "Concentrate....there is no book....there is no book.....damn it work in that movie with the spoon!!!!" *click ... swish of coattails from behind ... quiet, menacing voice in ear* Who's 'full of crap' ... ? and what's this about ... a movie ...? I do believe I ... mis-heard you ... didn't I?(You get grace--this time--for sending me the kitty. Thank you. Purely for study purposes, naturally ... )
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Post by ginxy on Feb 27, 2007 12:16:19 GMT -5
"Geez.....this guy...The Father is sure full of crap." "Concentrate....there is no book....there is no book.....damn it work in that movie with the spoon!!!!" *click ... swish of coattails from behind ... quiet, menacing voice in ear* Who's 'full of crap' ... ? and what's this about ... a movie ...? I do believe I ... mis-heard you ... didn't I?(You get grace--this time--for sending me the kitty. Thank you. Purely for study purposes, naturally ... )LOL....I knew that I was risking death for even mentioning that you-know-who was full of crap. And then to mention an EC-10 sense offense movie right in the very next line....well I knew that my days were numbered so I had to act fast...so I..... [ginxy's mouth is muffled as someone injects prozium inta her neck - guess I missed my dose Ginxy replies unemotionaly]
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Post by ginxy on Feb 27, 2007 16:04:33 GMT -5
LOL....I knew that I was risking death for even mentioning that you-know-who was full of crap. And then to mention an EC-10 sense offense movie right in the very next line....well I knew that my days were numbered so I had to act fast...so I..... [ginxy's mouth is muffled as someone injects prozium inta her neck - guess I missed my dose Ginxy replies unemotionaly] [You want me sort it out for ya Ginxy? I'm just in the right MOOD for dishing some ass-kicking!! ;D Ginxy? Ginx? Dammit!!! ] [my apologies....I was....uhm....elsewhere...... and I'm not sure if I can handle a 'ass kicking' and a 'mental kicking' at the same time lol.....maybe]
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Post by ginxy on Feb 27, 2007 17:02:07 GMT -5
[Don't worry...that was my evil twin talking...I think she's...gone away again...for now. ] [oh....you've got an evil twin problem as well. I tell ya...mine is going insane with the Heroes show... .]
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Post by reveria on Feb 28, 2007 17:09:50 GMT -5
"Cooking for Clerics ... hmmm .... every recipe seems to start with 'Take one sense-offender' ... " *snickers* ;D cannibalism in Libria...
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Post by ginxy on Feb 28, 2007 18:41:32 GMT -5
"*Raaaassspppp*....come over.....*wheeeeeze*....to the dark side, Preston."
"Honestly Brandt...Darth Vader? Is that the best you can come up with?" LMAO!!! Nice....very nice. Preston and Brandt are in the midst of training when..... "ppphheerrrt" Preston looks at Brandt who replies ".....it was my shoe!" Preston, having no feelings whatsoever about the matter, turns and walks out, but not before turning and saying "Honestly Brandt, you're not wearing any shoes" shakes his head and walks out.
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Post by Aedh on Feb 28, 2007 20:51:39 GMT -5
BRANDT: "YERRRRRR OUT!"
PRESTON: "Are you blind? That wasn't even CLOSE to the strike zone!"
*BRANDT adjusts dark glasses ... whistles up seeing-eye dog ... prepares to whack PRESTON with his cane*
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Post by frivolity on Mar 1, 2007 7:13:39 GMT -5
hehehee, you lot are funny ;D crappy effort, but my brian is still frazzled
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Post by ginxy on Mar 1, 2007 10:13:59 GMT -5
LMAO - the photoshop ones are hilarious!!!! hhahahhahaha
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Post by reveria on Mar 5, 2007 0:06:16 GMT -5
(Just because I went to Mardi Gras on Saturday, and there were those dudes that looked like Clerics ;D ) Preston: "Come on! The Parade is on in five minutes, and you still haven't got the choreography down!"
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Post by ginxy on Mar 5, 2007 10:35:00 GMT -5
This is what happens when you watch too many movies.....
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