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Post by JenGe on Sept 10, 2004 21:59:16 GMT -5
Cleric by day...Strip-o-Grammaton by night. BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! ***THUD**** (as JenGe hits the floor!!)
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Post by Libby on Sept 11, 2004 6:19:42 GMT -5
*second thud* ...as Libby joins her! ;D
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Post by Xenia Onatopp- Bale on Sept 11, 2004 9:23:08 GMT -5
I'm on a roll today...Please somebody take Photoshop away from me!!! Dupont looked up in horror. His secret was out...he was not only feeling, he also had a hidden penchant for all things Hello Kitty. And now, Cleric John Preston knew. He had seen the office of pink. He had seen the "Hello Kitty Telephone." His eyes drank in the cardboard purse. Dupont's secret must not get out. Therefore Preston...must...die...I think Paris Hilton met her match, shall I say her rival? *Followed by Ona's hysterical laughter.*
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Post by Xenia Onatopp- Bale on Sept 11, 2004 9:26:00 GMT -5
Admittedly I am a bad person for posting two times in a row, but I felt this one should be shared before I forget my caption for it... Cleric by day...Strip-o-Grammaton by night.*Ona engages in hysterical laughter and joins JenGe and Libby as they drop on the floor.*
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Post by Xenia Onatopp- Bale on Sept 11, 2004 9:27:50 GMT -5
No...go away. My Precious. Actually I just use Elements...its like, 95% of the stuff from normal Photoshop at 1/6 the cost (wow...I sound like an advertisement.) Anyway, here's another. I am sooo bored. I personally prefer my Partridge extra crispy...(ba-dum-ching)Oh...and this one too... TV advert, Preston narrating: When I'm in the Nether, doing my job, I don't have time to worry about sweat. That's why I use Old Spice. Now the Resistance can't smell me coming. Alternately I found this on Old Spice's website... "Being sensitive might get girls but it doesn’t stop sweat" It just struck me as funny. *Ona is currently having a massive laugh attack.*
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Post by NateP on Sept 11, 2004 22:21:58 GMT -5
Help me if ya'll would please. I've recently aquired Photoshop 7 and I want to cut one part of a picture, and paste it to another part of the same picture, and then fill the cut space with the original background. How would I do this? Also, what would be a good book for me to get so I can learn this stuff?
(I'm trying to make a Halo Signature, and I want it to look good! ;D)
Any help would be greatly appreciated
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darko
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No officer, I swear I'm not Sense Offending... again!
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Post by darko on Sept 12, 2004 1:57:39 GMT -5
LMAO Enyo those are great! NateP: Your going to want to unlock both pictures through you layers panel and then grab the move tool and take the 1st picture, then click and drag into the other... On the layers panel, you'll want to hit layer mask which is the 2nd button on the bottom right and use the eraser tool to make the image look like it belongs. Hope that helps. *Falls to the floor with JenGe, Libby, and Xenia, because seeing Stripper Preston was too beautiful for her eyes.*
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Post by MAX on Sept 12, 2004 2:16:09 GMT -5
Lol! Nice work people!
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Post by Xenia Onatopp- Bale on Sept 13, 2004 8:25:09 GMT -5
You guys certainly raised the roof and brought the house down. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Witcher Wolf on Sept 13, 2004 9:57:14 GMT -5
LOL...
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Post by Enyo on Sept 13, 2004 16:48:42 GMT -5
Warning: The next Photoshop is completely nonsensical and worthless. If you may have a high-brow sense of humor, please avert your eyes and continue to the next post. Move along...move along...nothing to see here...(Place Caption Here) PS, Don't bother to tell me it sucks or that it is the dumbest thing you ever saw, because, guess what? I know. It's just so bad I decided to post it.
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Post by TheMacroprosopus on Sept 13, 2004 16:52:46 GMT -5
Don't take this the wrong way, but Enyo, you amuse me. Your lack of confidence with your stuff is quite funny. It's awesome. I, personally, think it's great. Not because I find it funny (I don't really get it), but because the edit is so clean. Given that I don't have Photoshop, I don't know what such a thing takes. But, the way you took the gun out, and even replaced the wall in the background where the gun would have been astounds me. So, perhaps you'll "be more careful in the future" (about your lack of pride with your work.) So there.
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Post by Witcher Wolf on Sept 13, 2004 18:28:51 GMT -5
Preston: The next person to tell me to 'Suck it!' is going to get one of these! Great stuff Enyo
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Post by Xenia Onatopp- Bale on Sept 14, 2004 6:49:18 GMT -5
Warning: The next Photoshop is completely nonsensical and worthless. If you may have a high-brow sense of humor, please avert your eyes and continue to the next post. Move along...move along...nothing to see here...(Place Caption Here) PS, Don't bother to tell me it sucks or that it is the dumbest thing you ever saw, because, guess what? I know. It's just so bad I decided to post it. Popsicle???Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Great job, Enyo.
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Post by Enyo on Sept 14, 2004 8:55:17 GMT -5
Let me clarify: The reason the popsicle Photoshop is bad is that there is absolutely no joke to it. It was simply something I did at the end of the day to see if I could. I just found it funny because there is absolutely nothing funny about it, really. There is no punchline, aside fromt he fact that Preston is holding said popsicle. It is orange, though, which is a funny word that doesn't rhyme with anything, as well as a delicious flavor.
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Post by Xenia Onatopp- Bale on Sept 15, 2004 8:53:01 GMT -5
Not bad after all, Enyo. You just made us hungry. ;D ;D
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Post by Enyo on Sept 23, 2004 13:42:31 GMT -5
Wow...it's sad how quickly this thread plummets when I'm not around...Anywho, I made a quick one today. BTW, this weekend my roomate and I are planning a "done with orientation week" movie party in our lounge, and I am SO showing EQ to everyone. I have a lot of them really pumped to see it. ;D Partridge made the common mistake of forgetting he was wearing a name tag, though uncommonly, this gaff resulted in a fatality.Also, by the way, I give permission for people to use my photo manipulations on websites, as long as some sort of credit is given. Thanks.
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Post by Xenia Onatopp- Bale on Sept 24, 2004 9:11:15 GMT -5
You cracked us up again, Enyo. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Mamakat on Oct 9, 2004 20:44:09 GMT -5
HaaaaaBwaahaa!
These are so fuckin' funny! Man you guys/gals are the best....haven't had so much fun since high school - ditching it, that is!
This is the most awesome site on the web, I swear!
Haven't fully perused this thread yet, but had to reply now....and by the way I did make it through H.S. despite a scanty attendance record.......
Thank you JenGe for this site, it is a cornucopia of enjoyment!
K. ;D ;D
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Post by Mamakat on Oct 9, 2004 20:52:21 GMT -5
Shite! Some of this pictures won't load,
WAAH!
Damn computer...... K.
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Post by TheMacroprosopus on Oct 9, 2004 21:17:26 GMT -5
Let me clarify: The reason the popsicle Photoshop is bad is that there is absolutely no joke to it. It was simply something I did at the end of the day to see if I could. I just found it funny because there is absolutely nothing funny about it, really. There is no punchline, aside fromt he fact that Preston is holding said popsicle. It is orange, though, which is a funny word that doesn't rhyme with anything, as well as a delicious flavor. Cripes. Almost missed this. I see what you meant now. And, I'd never thought of "orange" as a particularly funny word until you mentioned it. Haha.
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Post by Walldude on Feb 14, 2005 22:40:59 GMT -5
Lets give this thread a kick for the new folks, it was one of my favorites...
Wow after looking through the pages I see alot of pictures posted by older members are gone it's a shame there was some of the funniest stuff in there. I may try to recreate a few for people who didn't get to see them... And lets see some new ones folks!
You can still find pics on these pages: 2,3,8,10,11,13,14,15,16,18,19,20,21,22
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Post by Beefie on Feb 28, 2005 18:43:33 GMT -5
Lets give this thread a kick for the new folks, it was one of my favorites... Here we go then Walldude, just for you. ;D Sorry guys, saw this picture and just couldn't resist. Libria's Most Wanted...?
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Post by Walldude on Mar 1, 2005 18:54:28 GMT -5
LOL... thats great! Thanks for getting the thread going Beefie, I will try to get to doing a couple soon...
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Post by JenGe on Mar 3, 2005 10:31:17 GMT -5
Hey you know, if you guys have any of the older pixs, I can host them if you can find them. I really should have thought about this sooner.
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Post by JenGe on Mar 3, 2005 10:51:51 GMT -5
OK, I just went through the thread & saved all of the ones that are left. It was a tad painful to me though to see all of the awesome fans that have moved on... I only did a quick save for now & didn't write down all of the artists so if I ever get to these I might need some help.
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Post by aka Jack Torrence on Mar 3, 2005 12:39:46 GMT -5
"Look, I know this watch is a a little on the big side, but it's the only one I could afford!"
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Post by Walldude on Mar 3, 2005 16:12:45 GMT -5
Not seeing the Pic aka....
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Post by aka Jack Torrence on Mar 3, 2005 16:24:25 GMT -5
Eh? I linked it directly from Jen's gallery as well. Hang on, I'll try to sort it out...
Any better? Do I have to do that thing about capitalising the JPG bit of the file?
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Post by MisterAnderson on Mar 3, 2005 16:30:44 GMT -5
Actually thats probably better off in the EQ Comic Thread as opposed to the Photoshop Thread....I don't think you've manipulated the pic in anyway, have you aka?
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