Board Home | Search | Login The Resistance HQ :: Resistance Forums :: Resistance Discussions :: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium Page 1 of 2 » Jump to page   Go     Author Topic: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium (Read 1,788 times) JenGe Evidentiary Storage Officer member is offline "Its just a vestigial word for a feeling you've never felt." Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 8,505 Location: Surfing the Net Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Thread Started on Nov 11, 2003, 8:03pm » Inspired by Movie-A-Minute's Ultra-Condensed Movies I am calling on EQ fans everywhere to create their own "Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium." If I like what I see I may even create a page for this on the site. If you need some ideas on how this works check out the following link...http://rinkworks.com/movieaminute/ Here's and example... Quote: From Dusk Till Dawn Quentin Tarantino I'm so messed up. George Clooney I like you, but shut up. Harvey Keitel, help us. Harvey Keitel I'll help, but with righteous indignance. Robert Rodriguez That's enough character development. Now mow down these vampires. THE END (Note- My contribution will be pending since all of my creative juices are currently occupied with homemade Christmas ornaments. The damn things keep sticking to each other!!!) Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented." - Truman Show Akimbo Grammaton Cleric member is offline Joined: Sept 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 146 Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #1 on Nov 11, 2003, 8:21pm » Partridge: I feel, you always knew Preston: I kill you now. Preston: oh no, now I feel. Sweepers: get him. (preston shoots a bunch of people) Preston: Mary, noo!!! time for revenge. Preston: DuPont = father? wtf wtf wtf?!?! Not without incident! (preston shoots more people. DuPont: don't kill me, I feel too! Preston: you are owned. (BLAM) Preston: haha, I suck. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Deimos Grammaton Cleric member is offline Oh My God I can't believe it... it's the Kaiser Chiefs! 08/04/05 Joined: Aug 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 691 Location: Liverpool, England Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #2 on Nov 13, 2003, 12:08pm » I'll have a go.... ------- Preston: Those sense offenders undermine our society. Partridge: They're not so bad when you get to know them. (Preston shoots him and looks COOL) Preston: I've missed my dose. I should get another. (He DOESN'T, and then shoots some more people) Dupont: Well done Preston. But it turns out that I'm actually Father. And I'm feeling as well. Preston: Bastard. (More people are SHOT and STABBED) Preston: Now I've brought down the evil regime I can finally smile smugly. (Smiles smugly) THE END Deimos Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged They are deceived who flatter themselves that the ignorant and debased slave has no conception of the magnitude of his wrongs. They are deceived who imagine that he arises from his knees with a back lacerated and bleding, cherishing only a spirit of meekness and forgiveness. -- Solomon Northup Coolhand Grammaton Cleric member is offline If you can read this, the Avatar fell off... Joined: May 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 306 Location: UK Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #3 on Nov 14, 2003, 10:17am » DuPoint: Hey, Brandt my old buddy, I've got a great plan. First we'll take the meanest, leanest, most ass-whippin' machinist we can find. Say, Cleric Preston, right? Brandt: Ok Dupoint: Cool. Then we'll grab his wife and toast her. THEN we'll arrainge it so he shoots his own partner. THEN we'll fix it so that he comes off his dose and gets his feelings back, and THEN point him in the direction of this really hot sense offender chick, let him get attached and then we fry her too. Brandt: In other words, we make it possible for this remorseless killing machine to feel again, and then we piss him off big time? Sounds good so far. DuPoint: Finaly, we fix it so that he walks into my palace looking to whup ass, we'll sit him in a chair, I'll appear on a big screen and hand him a "start kicking butt now" sentance. Something like..."without trouble?" "With no struggle?"" Brandt: How about "Entirely without incident?" Dupoint: Yes! I like it. Nice one! And then after I say that line, we'll kill him and wipe out the resistance. Whadda you think? Brandt: Sounds great. But You don't think it might go wrong do you? DuPoint: Nah. How could it possibly go wrong? I mean, what's the worst that could happen? (Dupoint and Brant crack open a can of Dr Pepper. Fade out.........) Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "What's really gonna bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?" MAX Grammaton Cleric First Class member is offline The South Park Cleric Joined: Aug 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 947 Location: hidden Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #4 on Nov 14, 2003, 2:51pm » LOL! I love that Coolhand! Very original format... Thank you! Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Cleric Ward Grammaton Cleric member is offline No Tears, please! It's a Waste of good Suffering! Joined: Oct 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 159 Location: Achim, Germany Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #5 on Nov 14, 2003, 4:00pm » Quote: DuPoint: Hey, Brandt my old buddy, I've got a great plan. First we'll take the meanest, leanest, most ass-whippin' machinist we can find. Say, Cleric Preston, right? Brandt: Ok Dupoint: Cool. Then we'll grab his wife and toast her. THEN we'll arrainge it so he shoots his own partner. THEN we'll fix it so that he comes off his dose and gets his feelings back, and THEN point him in the direction of this really hot sense offender chick, let him get attached and then we fry her too. Brandt: In other words, we make it possible for this remorseless killing machine to feel again, and then we piss him off big time? Sounds good so far. DuPoint: Finaly, we fix it so that he walks into my palace looking to whup ass, we'll sit him in a chair, I'll appear on a big screen and hand him a "start kicking butt now" sentance. Something like..."without trouble?" "With no struggle?"" Brandt: How about "Entirely without incident?" Dupoint: Yes! I like it. Nice one! And then after I say that line, we'll kill him and wipe out the resistance. Whadda you think? Brandt: Sounds great. But You don't think it might go wrong do you? DuPoint: Nah. How could it possibly go wrong? I mean, what's the worst that could happen? (Dupoint and Brant crack open a can of Dr Pepper. Fade out.........) Hmmm... Can't help, it sounds a bit like "Pinky and The Brain"... Hey, what about a spin-off? "The Evil Adventures of Blacky and The Father"?! Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged The one part the Patrick, the one part the John, it's the every day routine of Tetra-Bale-A-Ton Xyooon Guest Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #6 on Nov 15, 2003, 6:15pm » Preston - omg feelings suck! Oh crap i missed my dose, hmm feelings arnt so bad i think i will help the revolution now.OMG it was a trick, nevermind i still win Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Coolhand Grammaton Cleric member is offline If you can read this, the Avatar fell off... Joined: May 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 306 Location: UK Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #7 on Nov 17, 2003, 3:58am » Quote: Hmmm... Can't help, it sounds a bit like "Pinky and The Brain"... "You're treading on my dreams, Preston. NARF!" Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "What's really gonna bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?" MAX Grammaton Cleric First Class member is offline The South Park Cleric Joined: Aug 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 947 Location: hidden Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #8 on Nov 17, 2003, 6:54pm » LMAO!!! OMG! That was great!!! Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged JenGe Evidentiary Storage Officer member is offline "Its just a vestigial word for a feeling you've never felt." Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 8,505 Location: Surfing the Net Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #9 on Nov 17, 2003, 8:42pm » Ooooo....so far I really like everything here guys!! Can't wait to start that page for the site!! Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented." - Truman Show Witcher Wolf Grammaton Cleric First Class member is offline Monster hunter for hire. Will work for Orens! Joined: Oct 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 4,773 Location: UK - England Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #10 on Nov 18, 2003, 12:41pm » Condensed EQ: Shot of Wimmer doing Gun Kata... Father speaks: Emotions are bay, kay? The Nethers... Sweepers: That room is full of sense offenders. Preston: Blow the bolts, then watch my 733tness! Partridge: Anyone seen a ring around here? Preston enters, everything is dark, he shoots everyone in the room dead using Gun Kata. Sweepers: Did you see that? Partridge: No, it was dark. Preston: Hey the Mona Lisa? jeeze what a pile of crap, burn it! *WHOOSH!* Longshot of Libria. Father: Nice one everyone, you all fell for my ruse, now take your Prozium and clap me...for I am TeH GawD! In the car... Partridge: How long before this is all gone, Preston? Preston checks his watch: About another few hours, don't worry - we'll get it all. They take Prozium. Dupont: An almost unforgivable lapse, Cleric. Preston: I'm getting bored, can I go and kill some sense offenders, I won't miss my dose again honest. Preston meets Brandt after shooting Partridge dead, they don't get on, Brandt thinks he's got a cooler smile than Preston and keeps calling him homie when he's got his back turned. Preston misses dose, saves Mary, saves puppy...puppy almost gets Preston killed. Puppy: Bark Bark! Preston: Oh f***!!! Sweeper Captain: IS that a dog or are you just pleased to see me Cleric? Preston: That does it, you're all dead! Preston shows off Gun Kata and kills everyone. More plot gets in the way of cool gun action. Bokken Fight: Brandt: Hah! I hit your shoulder! Preston: Yes, but I'd have cut your goolies off! More plot... Preston meets the Resistance, joins up and decides he's going to kick Father's ass. More plot... Mary: Did it just get really hot in here? Preston: Damn it, that's the second woman that I've lost to a fire in this movie! More plot... The Gun Swap scene. Brandt: You son of a bitch, you swapped guns with me. Preston: No I didn't! Brandt: Yes you did, people on the EQ Fansite boards have been theorising why and how for ages. Preston: Shut up and take your beating, bitch. More plot, action, nearing the end. The lie detector scene: Person: How do you get a gun away from a Grammaton Cleric? Preston: Duh, that's easy, if they're as dumb as Brandt - you ask them for it. Brandt: Oh I am so going to kick your ass for that bitch! Father: Ha ha ha ha, I am really Dupont, bet you didn't see that one coming. Preston: Yes I did, oh and I bet you'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those damn kids? Dupont: It doesn't matter because soon you will be dead, and it will all have happened without incident. Preston: Ha that's what you think. Lie Detector: Beeeeeeeeeep! Preston: No, not without incident. Lie detector man: Oh shit! *bangbangbangbang* everyone dies. Lobby Scene: Preston: Is Neo here yet? Sweepers: Huh? Preston: Aha! fooled you, wrong movie suckers! *blamblamGUNKATAblamblam* everyone dies. Father's Chamber: Preston: Wow look at this art, you're a sense offender...you're all sense offenders...you tricked us all! Dupont: Well duh? didn't the hand slap and raised voice give it away? Preston goes nuts, kills everyone again...all except Brandt and Dupont. Brandt: Watch the threads homie...oh and about that Gun Swap dude? Preston: That does it, I told you what would happen if you called me homie again and mentioned the gun swap! Preston kills Brandt. Dupont: You're treading on my dreams! Preston: Why not, I have the boots for it! Gun push fight. Dupont: I feel, don't shoot me...we could rule Libria as Father and son? Preston: It didn't work for Luke and it's not going to work for me! *blamblamblam* Preston goes on another killing spree, Preston shoots a bunch of screens. Preston: Sweet, and I get to play Batman soon too. Preston smiles... THE END. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Ashes: my EQ Fiction The Chronicles of Wyrden: Webcomic Witcher Wolf Grammaton Cleric First Class member is offline Monster hunter for hire. Will work for Orens! Joined: Oct 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 4,773 Location: UK - England Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #11 on Nov 18, 2003, 1:02pm » Now for the Ultra Condensed version. Preston: Hey you're all sense offenders! *GUNKATA DEATH* Partridge: Don't you like my book, Preston? Preston shoots Errol and says: Naw. Dupont: Feelings are bad Cleric, you shouldn't miss your dose. Brandt: Shame about your partner, but at least I'm not Eddie Murphy homie. Jurgen says: Kill Father for us? Preston: Well since I saw a sunrise, almost felt Mary's boobs and don't take Prozium any more. Deal. Preston kills a whole bunch of people, cuts Brandt's face off and kills Dupont who really was Father. Preston smiles - the end. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Ashes: my EQ Fiction The Chronicles of Wyrden: Webcomic Cleric Baltaak Grammaton Cleric member is offline Joined: Jul 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 285 Location: Mississippi Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #12 on Nov 19, 2003, 8:23am » The most condensed version yet... Click...... . . . . . Boom! Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "Excellent. I have nothing to hide." JenGe Evidentiary Storage Officer member is offline "Its just a vestigial word for a feeling you've never felt." Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 8,505 Location: Surfing the Net Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #13 on Dec 8, 2003, 11:13am » Well...it took me long enough!!! http://www.freewebs.com/equilibrium-movie/ultracondensedeq.htm Great job guys!!! Thanks!! It'll be mentioned on the front page later today. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented." - Truman Show Witcher Wolf Grammaton Cleric First Class member is offline Monster hunter for hire. Will work for Orens! Joined: Oct 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 4,773 Location: UK - England Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #14 on Dec 8, 2003, 11:18am » Hehehe, sweet! Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Ashes: my EQ Fiction The Chronicles of Wyrden: Webcomic Libby Grammaton Cleric First Class member is offline Life is a rollercoaster, just gotta ride it! Joined: Nov 2003 Gender: Female Posts: 3,138 Location: England Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #15 on Dec 8, 2003, 1:35pm » Ok, my offering. Deep breath...Preston kills offenders burns painting kills partridge stops interval starts feeling arrests mary hears music starts crying rescues puppy kills sweepers helps offenders swaps gun (!!??!!) finds jurgen fails mary starts sobbing gets arrested screws brandt ‘betrays’ resistance wears white fails polygraph kills sweepers kills brandt kills dupont liberates libria smiles smugly « Last Edit: Dec 9, 2003, 12:38pm by Libby » Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged ] Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Hostile Grammaton Cleric member is offline Back. Joined: Sept 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 372 Location: Nirvana Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #16 on Dec 8, 2003, 8:02pm » Preston: I'm starting to feel Preston: I feel DuPont: It was a trap Preston: I kill you and win. condensed enough? Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Cardinal Resistance Member member is offline Not without incident! Joined: Jan 2004 Gender: Male Posts: 61 Location: UK Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #17 on Feb 12, 2004, 5:28am » how about this, the "touchy-feely" version: Preston to Sense Offenders: You're feeling! (kills them all) Preston to Partridge: You're feeling! (kills him) Preston: I'm feeling (kills everybody else) Preston to Mary: You're feeling! (doesn't kill her but she dies anyway) Preston to Dupont: You're feeling! (kills him) Preston: Now we're all feeling! (smiles) --END-- Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged ProziumAbuser Resistance Member member is offline I abuse prozium. Relentlessly. Joined: Jan 2004 Gender: Male Posts: 48 Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #18 on Feb 12, 2004, 8:22pm » LMAO!!!! These are so great guys! Here's one of my own: EQ THE SMALL AND UNRELEASED DIRECTOR'S CUT EDITION Preston runs, shoots, and kills. Partridge stands, sits, and gets killed. Brandt talks, talks, and won't shut the hell up. Preston skips, he feels. He runs, shoots, kills again. Mary talks, talks, talks, talks, talks, and talks, and sorta loves, and dies. Preston runs, shoots, kills, slices, dices, makes lie detector cry, causes an incident, and pays it gladly. Dupont dies. THE END Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Jamess Resistance Member member is offline 'I will make it legal', Darth Sidious, TPM Joined: Feb 2004 Gender: Male Posts: 15 Location: Warsaw, Poland Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #19 on Feb 13, 2004, 9:25am » Preston: Daddy, I accidentally dropped my morning interval. I took it out before I brushed my teeth. Sorry. DuPont: I told you to call me Father! An almost unforgivable lapse, Cleric. But hey, you did brush your teeth after all? Preston: Umm... Puppy: Yap! Yap! Brandt: Oh, what a cool puppy! Let's eat it! Preston: You fool, those are not to be eaten! I'll cut your face for it later! But as for now... Daddy, can I keep it? DuPont: No! Preston: But why? DuPont: Father's order! It's a matter of faith. I suppose you have it? Preston: Hey, if you won't ley me keep the puppy I'll cry! I have feelings now, you know, Daddy. DuPont: I told you to call me Father! You won't keep the puppy and won't cry for it either! You'll give it away coolly, calmly, entirely without incident. Preston: No, not without incident. Libria exploding, Preston thinks to himself: 'Such a cute little puppy. I think I'll call it Grammy. Or maybe Prozie?' Preston smiles. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged 'Master of the Gun-Kata - an adversary not to be taken lightly', DuPont, Equilibrium 'Dodge this!', Trinity, The Matrix Libby Grammaton Cleric First Class member is offline Life is a rollercoaster, just gotta ride it! Joined: Nov 2003 Gender: Female Posts: 3,138 Location: England Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #20 on Feb 13, 2004, 9:47am » Great stuff, Jamess. I am so glad this has come back to life. It's such a laugh! Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged ] Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Jamess Resistance Member member is offline 'I will make it legal', Darth Sidious, TPM Joined: Feb 2004 Gender: Male Posts: 15 Location: Warsaw, Poland Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #21 on Feb 13, 2004, 10:37am » Ok, now from Brandt's point of view: In the church 'Hmm, that guy over there shot his partner and still remains cool and calm. I can only hope to become one day as uncompromising as him! Gotta tell him that!' In the car 'Gee, I wonder whether he and his partner were close. Gotta ask him!' Beside Preston's desk 'Hmm, it looks like he's rearranging his desk. But he can't be, it's forbidden! Gotta ask him bout it!' In the Nether, just before the raid starts 'Shit, what to say to sound really cool? You scare them, we'll shoot them? Naah! You fire machine guns, we'll fire pistols? Now way! Damn, a SWEEPER is coming, I have to... I've got it!' Beside the car's hood 'That Preston guy kicks ass! If he and the Sweepers keep up with that kind of efficency there will be no job for a guy like me! Gotta tell him!' Next to the dogs' place 'I wonder what they did to those animals? Could it be related to the Hot Dogs stuff I read about in history book? Gotta ask Preston!' In the car, watching Preston going off to the Nether 'This guy could be a sense offender! Gotta check him in a vague way tomorrow during our bokken practise!' During bokken fight 'Ok, I'll make him nervous and kick his ass! He won't be able to even touch my stomach with that stick, not mentioning anything else!' Before the gun swap 'Ok, I'll give him my gun and we'll see what happens' After the gun swap 'Damn, did he swap them or not? Oh well, I'll let ppl from EQ fansite to clear that one!' Arresting Preston 'Aha, he IS a sense offender! Gotta tell ppl at the lobby!' In DuPont's office, being shown the trace on his gun 'He did, he did swap the guns! Gotta tell DuPont!' In the lie-detector room 'Ha, I WILL make my career with Preston after all! Gotta tell him!' In DuPont's office, before fighting Preston 'I hope he minds the uniforme, I'm planning to be using it for a while. Gotta tell Preston! And damn, I hope I win easily! Can't loose my face in front of DuPont!' Laying on the floor 'Oh what a nice ceiling! Hey, Preston, tread softly, because you tread on my face! Gotta...' Brandt dies and misses the ending Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged 'Master of the Gun-Kata - an adversary not to be taken lightly', DuPont, Equilibrium 'Dodge this!', Trinity, The Matrix Libby Grammaton Cleric First Class member is offline Life is a rollercoaster, just gotta ride it! Joined: Nov 2003 Gender: Female Posts: 3,138 Location: England Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #22 on Feb 13, 2004, 10:41am » Definitely doing the ROTFLOL thing here! « Last Edit: Feb 13, 2004, 10:41am by Libby » Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged ] Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Jamess Resistance Member member is offline 'I will make it legal', Darth Sidious, TPM Joined: Feb 2004 Gender: Male Posts: 15 Location: Warsaw, Poland Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #23 on Feb 13, 2004, 11:06am » Now a really short one from DuPont's point of view: 'Damn, Partridge joined the Resistance! I'll send Preston to kill him!' 'Damn, Preston joined the Resistance! I'll send Brandt to kill him!' 'Damn, Preston killed Brandt! I'll kill him!' 'Damn, Preston killed me!' Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged 'Master of the Gun-Kata - an adversary not to be taken lightly', DuPont, Equilibrium 'Dodge this!', Trinity, The Matrix Libby Grammaton Cleric First Class member is offline Life is a rollercoaster, just gotta ride it! Joined: Nov 2003 Gender: Female Posts: 3,138 Location: England Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #24 on Feb 13, 2004, 11:17am » Even funnier! OK I'll have go. Preston: (Just before shooting the Mona Lisa offenders) “It’s a bit dark in here.” (Ordering the Mona Lisa burnt) “It’s a bit hot in here.” (Just before shooting Partridge in the Cathedral) “It’s a bit cold in here.” (In Mary’s hidden room) “It’s a bit too kitsch in here.” (In the interrogation room with Mary) “It’s a bit hot in here.” (At the warehouse execution) “It’s a bit confusing in here.” (At Mary’s Incineration) “It’s a bit hot in here.” (In DuPont’s Office with Brandt) “It’s a bit more confusing in here.” (In the polygraph room) “It’s a bit of a set-up in here.” (In the Hall of Mirrors) “It’s a bit of a massacre in here.” (In ‘Father’s’ Office) “It’s a bit too posh in here.” (Watching Libria go to hell in a handbasket) “It’s a bit safer in here.” « Last Edit: Feb 13, 2004, 11:20am by Libby » Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged ] Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Ooktavia Grammaton Cleric member is offline Creation, prevention, or amelioration of emergencies upon request. Joined: Jan 2004 Gender: Female Posts: 202 Location: England Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #25 on Feb 13, 2004, 11:37am » "It's a bit safer in here" *Points* Laughter... causing... physical... pain..... *dies* Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Nothing turns to naught. Everything makes way for something else. Things connect, but we're taught they don't. Madmen, fools, become king's tools. Power loves to make things appear random. But in the dust, doubt abides. And in the end the truth cuts a diamantine path through lies.- Magda Bodin skippythegator Guest Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #26 on Feb 16, 2004, 11:38am » Great one, Cardinal! Quote: (Watching Libria go to hell in a handbasket) “It’s a bit safer in here.” waaaahahahahahaha!!!! Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Xenia Onatopp- Bale Grammaton Cleric First Class member is offline A CB addict and an EQ junkie Joined: Nov 2003 Gender: Female Posts: 4,139 Location: in CB's bedroom Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #27 on Feb 17, 2004, 10:44am » Your version is lethal, Cardinal. (laughs hysterically) Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "Terrorism is the war of the poor. War is the terrorism of the rich."-an Iraqi protester. "Absolute power corrupts absolutely." from the novel Absolute Power by David Baldacci "There's so much month left at the end of the money"-CQ "Life is full of pain.Get used to it.-A Long Kiss Goodnight Cardinal Resistance Member member is offline Not without incident! Joined: Jan 2004 Gender: Male Posts: 61 Location: UK Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #28 on Mar 5, 2004, 8:37am » here's one from robbie preston's POV: look creepy... look creepy... look creepy... look creepy... look creepy... look creepy... smile. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged rohan Grammaton Cleric member is offline More than punctual. Joined: Aug 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 105 Location: Manila Re: Ultra-Condensed Equilibrium « Reply #29 on Mar 5, 2004, 10:42am » what do they... do they eat them? -the end. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Page 1 of 2 » Jump to page   Go     Forum Jump--------------------» Home--------------------» ----------------------------------------» Resistance Forums--------------------- Resistance Discussions- Freedom Reading Room- Gun Kata- EC-10 Sense Offenses--------------------» Equilibrium MOD: Hall of Mirrors--------------------- Equilibrium MOD & Gamers Forum- Hall of Mirrors Project (Private)- MOD Testing (Private)--------------------» The Nethers (off-topic forums)--------------------- Nethers Pub- One Man's Vision --- UltraViolet- Cleric Bale Bonding- Evidentiary Reports- Hall of Destruction--------------------» Archive--------------------- Archive- Project EQ (currently shut down)