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Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #2 on Sept 25, 2003, 8:54pm » You find yourself signing up for violin lessons only to find out there's no sheet music for the EQ soundtrack. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged www.webcadets.com Oh where have you gone, Sweet Morning Dawn? Built Nintendo Tough Pass it on, Jen rules! Sathanai Kiyohira Grammaton Cleric Akechi Clan Vassal member is offline In Our Blindness, We Gather Thorns For Flowers Joined: Sept 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 254 Location: The Underworld Domains Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #3 on Sept 25, 2003, 9:51pm » Quote: You find your neighbors bursting with laughter because they spied you trying to do gun kata in your back yard! lol, that would be me Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged MisterAnderson Lead Sweeper The Burly Man member is offline NO BRAWLING! Joined: Sept 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 2,436 Location: Australia Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #4 on Sept 25, 2003, 11:34pm » Quote: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. ...you contemplate reporting someone for crying during a movie. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Mister Andersons Fan Vids Matthew Grammaton Cleric member is offline Joined: Sept 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 101 Location: That what i wana know Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #5 on Sept 26, 2003, 6:04am » Quote: You find your neighbors bursting with laughter because they spied you trying to do gun kata in your back yard! LOL Not my neighbors but my house mates Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged MrsPreston Grammaton Cleric member is offline Joined: Apr 2003 Gender: Female Posts: 225 Location: UK Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #6 on Sept 26, 2003, 9:01am » You've wore out the DVD, so decide to buy several more, as you just know you're gonna wear those out too!! Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged JenGe Evidentiary Storage Officer member is offline "Its just a vestigial word for a feeling you've never felt." Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 8,505 Location: Surfing the Net Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #7 on Sept 27, 2003, 10:51am » When your friends ask you if you want to do lunch but have to decline to work on the fansite that you've build... Great thread!! I'm moving it to the Resistance board... Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented." - Truman Show Cleric Baltaak Grammaton Cleric member is offline Joined: Jul 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 285 Location: Mississippi Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #8 on Sept 27, 2003, 12:06pm » When your coworkers call you Grammaton Cleric No kidding When you're seriously thinking about buying a white Cadillac STS My coworkers think I'm all ate up on this stuff... Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "Excellent. I have nothing to hide." BMaloney Grammaton Cleric member is offline Mini-Wheats are good for your earbone. Joined: Mar 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 519 Location: The abyss. Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #9 on Sept 27, 2003, 12:36pm » ... when you sit patiently in front of the TV waiting for Father's lecture to begin. ... when your alarm clock actually has Father's voice saying '(Insert name here), awaken. Awaken to triumph again in the face of yet another day. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged www.webcadets.com Oh where have you gone, Sweet Morning Dawn? Built Nintendo Tough Pass it on, Jen rules! Giusy Grammaton Cleric member is offline Joined: Aug 2003 Gender: Female Posts: 185 Location: Rome Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #10 on Sept 27, 2003, 3:21pm » ....When, before going to work, kiss your lover saying it "Remember me"...... .....When you can't help to put your puppy in the trunk of your car.... .....When you can't help to have sad thoughts every time you go into a cathedral...... ....When you looking for Resistance Members whenever you go into the Underground.... Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged shamus Resistance Member member is offline Joined: Sept 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 55 Location: Finland Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #11 on Sept 27, 2003, 4:46pm » You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when... ... you cant get the music from Equilibrium out of your head... ... you want to show the movie to all of your friends... ... you want to call the critics morons for ginving the movie bad revies... ... you endup to these pages again and again for more... Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Q: What is the easiest way to get a weapon away from a Grammaton Cleric? A: You ask him for it. CQB the Guest Guest Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #12 on Sept 27, 2003, 5:01pm » U kno you're an Equilibirum fan when you..... ...Spell out the entire word "Equilibrium"... ...participate in Equilibrium related topics on fansites... ...actually going TO the fansites... ...yes, doing the gun kata motions indeed qualify u as an EQ nut... ...and finally, converting a beretta in a Cleric pistol complete with the TetraGrammaton muzzle flash, high capacity magazines, retractable spike magazines, and firing rate selector, not to mention the pistol sliding mechanism for the forearms...:) Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Trinity Guest Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #13 on Sept 27, 2003, 9:20pm » Quote: lol, that would be me Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Trinity Guest Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #14 on Sept 27, 2003, 9:21pm » Quote: You've wore out the DVD, so decide to buy several more, as you just know you're gonna wear those out too!! L.O.L. I've got a couple of them, just in case... Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Trinity Guest Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #15 on Sept 27, 2003, 9:22pm » You always greet coworkers who've seen the film with such greetings as, Good morning, Cleric, or Good afternoon, Cleric; often much to the confusion of others. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Akimbo Grammaton Cleric member is offline Joined: Sept 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 146 Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #16 on Sept 27, 2003, 11:12pm » you hide your personal belongings behind your bathroom mirror. you go ballistic when people say that EQ is a Matrix Ripoff. you have a very creepy son. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged ClericMike Grammaton Cleric member is offline Smile. You're reading a ClericMike post. Joined: Sept 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 360 Location: Pennsylvania Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when... « Reply #17 on Sept 28, 2003, 12:26am » ...You scream "EC-10!!!!!!!" when you see soemone reading a book. ...You purposely set painings on fire. ...Instead of turning out the lights, you blow the bulbs once the door is down. ...(If you are a custodian) you say to your co-worker "You clean, I'll sweep." ...(If you are a woman) your boyfriend offers his hand in marriage, and gives you a ring, and you say "No... I think in the end, it will be better if you have it." ...You go to a renaissance festival dressed as a Grammaton Cleric (I am actually guilty of this) ...You refer to the dilapidated section of your hometown as "The Nether" ... You regularly do backflips off of motorcycles. ...You carry a sword to every affair you must wear a suit to. AND FINALLY... ...You take a polygraph test and finish your last answer with "Not without incident." Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Ladies, I know all of you would love to have John Preston as your boyfriend, but always remember, every single woman (all two) that Preston was emotionally attached to ended up having their bodies charred to a crisp in a city furnace. Sometimes looks CAN kill. TrentPraeger Grammaton Cleric member is offline It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. Joined: Aug 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 147 Location: North Carolina, New Libria Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #18 on Sept 28, 2003, 12:46am » ...You work at Blockbuster and suggest EQ to every single person in the store, only to realize that Blockbutser only carries two copies of EQ. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Cleric smith Grammaton Cleric First Class member is offline me against the world Joined: Aug 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 892 Location: south london Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #19 on Sept 28, 2003, 3:47am » Quote: L.O.L. I've got a couple of them, just in case... now thats a devoted fan Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged MisterAnderson Lead Sweeper The Burly Man member is offline NO BRAWLING! Joined: Sept 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 2,436 Location: Australia Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when... « Reply #20 on Sept 28, 2003, 5:14am » Quote: ...You scream "EC-10!!!!!!!" when you see soemone reading a book. ...You purposely set painings on fire. ...Instead of turning out the lights, you blow the bulbs once the door is down. ...(If you are a custodian) you say to your co-worker "You clean, I'll sweep." ...(If you are a woman) your boyfriend offers his hand in marriage, and gives you a ring, and you say "No... I think in the end, it will be better if you have it." ...You go to a renaissance festival dressed as a Grammaton Cleric (I am actually guilty of this) ...You refer to the dilapidated section of your hometown as "The Nether" ... You regularly do backflips off of motorcycles. ...You carry a sword to every affair you must wear a suit to. AND FINALLY... ...You take a polygraph test and finish your last answer with "Not without incident." ahahahhahahha great material! Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Mister Andersons Fan Vids Akimbo Grammaton Cleric member is offline Joined: Sept 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 146 Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #21 on Sept 28, 2003, 3:29pm » Quote: ...You work at Blockbuster and suggest EQ to every single person in the store, only to realize that Blockbutser only carries two copies of EQ. heh, theres only ONE copy at my local BBusters and its always being rented... okay, back on topic.. you go and rent the only copy of Equilibrium at your local blockbuster's every week even though you already own several copies on DVD at home. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Eidolon Sweeper member is offline The Last Line Of Defence Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 87 Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #22 on Sept 28, 2003, 5:00pm » You know you're an EQ fan when. - You always hide in derelict buildings at night when you read a book. - You insist that all your workmates have their desks set up the same way. - You encourage your son to pursue the same career interests. - Listening to Classical music brings you to tears. - When you go to an art gallery, you have pyromaniacal tendecies. - You spend hours, if not days trying to reproduce an exact 3D replica of the Cleric Sidearm for a game modification based on the movie (For that, I'm guilty) - You come to this site. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged BMaloney Grammaton Cleric member is offline Mini-Wheats are good for your earbone. Joined: Mar 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 519 Location: The abyss. Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #23 on Sept 28, 2003, 5:06pm » Good list Cleric Mike! Priceless. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged www.webcadets.com Oh where have you gone, Sweet Morning Dawn? Built Nintendo Tough Pass it on, Jen rules! Cleric smith Grammaton Cleric First Class member is offline me against the world Joined: Aug 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 892 Location: south london Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #24 on Sept 29, 2003, 10:06am » ahh this is a nice thread Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged swingkid Grammaton Cleric member is offline You either march to one tune, or dance to another. Joined: Jul 2003 Gender: Female Posts: 222 Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #25 on Sept 29, 2003, 8:45pm » ...you learned to love EQ for months BEFORE you even saw it for the first time. (sound impossible? not for Baleheads ) Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square." Song's so catchy, most people don't even listen to the lyric anymore. But they should! Cause it's not just about the pleasure of conformity and the importance of trend, it's also a personal statement about the band itself! Hey, Paul! *whap* Akimbo Grammaton Cleric member is offline Joined: Sept 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 146 Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #26 on Sept 29, 2003, 8:58pm » you eat weird brown clumps for breakfast (chocolate cereal?) you visit Germany and everything feels oddly familiar.. you call your cable television provider and ask them why you're not getting Father's lectures. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged ClericMike Grammaton Cleric member is offline Smile. You're reading a ClericMike post. Joined: Sept 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 360 Location: Pennsylvania Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #27 on Sept 29, 2003, 9:33pm » Quote: you call your cable television provider and ask them why you're not getting Father's lectures. Hahahaha I like that one. ...You spend hours wondering why Prozium isn't taken rectally. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Ladies, I know all of you would love to have John Preston as your boyfriend, but always remember, every single woman (all two) that Preston was emotionally attached to ended up having their bodies charred to a crisp in a city furnace. Sometimes looks CAN kill. MisterAnderson Lead Sweeper The Burly Man member is offline NO BRAWLING! Joined: Sept 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 2,436 Location: Australia Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #28 on Sept 29, 2003, 9:44pm » ....you frantically tear down your window blinds when you see the sun rise. ....you want to return books/videos/dvd's/etc yourself to their rightful spot to "make sure it gets done properly". « Last Edit: Sept 29, 2003, 9:45pm by MisterAnderson » Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Mister Andersons Fan Vids ClericMike Grammaton Cleric member is offline Smile. You're reading a ClericMike post. Joined: Sept 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 360 Location: Pennsylvania Re: You Know You're an EQUILIBRIUM fan when.. « Reply #29 on Oct 3, 2003, 12:20am » ...You get the uncontrollable urge to shoot TV screens whenever you see someone talking on them. ...You run your hand along metal railings just so you can "feel" it. ...You make sure there is nothing around to knock over before you brush your teeth. ...You jump into the middle of a hackey-sack circle just so you can practice your Gun Kata. ...You get a sudden idea that you should run a fire truck through a wall of oil drums. ...You go to the video store to rent Equilibrium, but all the copies are checked out, and you slowly walk out of the store, turn around, and double over on the gravel to cry. Hopefully, nobody arrests you and punches your face in. ...You start thinking that the hourly beep on your watch means it's time for your interval. ...You ask your son to call you by your first name. ...You start wearing jet black double-breasted coats... all the time. ...The cops pull you over frequently because your brake lights look like reverse lights. And finally---- ...You compare Equilibrium to every other action movie in existence, only to find that every other action movie in existence is OWNED by Equilibrium's fascinating amount of badass-ness. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Ladies, I know all of you would love to have John Preston as your boyfriend, but always remember, every single woman (all two) that Preston was emotionally attached to ended up having their bodies charred to a crisp in a city furnace. Sometimes looks CAN kill. 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