Board Home | Search | Login The Resistance HQ :: Resistance Forums :: Resistance Discussions :: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" Page 1 of 7 » Jump to page   Go     Author Topic: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" (Read 1,225 times) Coolhand Grammaton Cleric member is offline If you can read this, the Avatar fell off... Joined: May 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 306 Location: UK Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Thread Started on Aug 13, 2003, 10:18am » I was bored, so........... Lines from Equilibrium that are improved by substituting in the word "pants." -Be careful Preston. You're treading on my pants. Brandt- What are you doing? Preston- I'm re-arrainging my pants. Brandt- You didn't like the way they were before? Preston - I had no feelings about them, I'm simply attempting to optimise. -Fine. But you're going back in your pants. -It's a polygraph. It's designed to detect fluctuations in human pants. -You'll be required to surrender your pants, of course. And then there's the test...(Man, that sounds even more ominous than the ORIGINAL line!) -Don't do it! He'll shoot us in the pants! -If your pants are low, please, use mine. -I hope you don't mind. I took the liberty of telling him you'd be at equilibrium replacing your pants. -You Preston, the supposed saviour of the resistance, are now it's destroyer. And along with them, you've given me yourself. Calmly. Cooly. Entirely...without..pants Inspired by TredXSoftly's Sig Line about Gondor needing no pants. I laughed so hard when I read that I almost puked a rib. Can anyone think of any more? Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "What's really gonna bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?" Cleric Baltaak Grammaton Cleric member is offline Joined: Jul 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 285 Location: Mississippi Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #1 on Aug 13, 2003, 10:38am » LMAO...!!! Good ones! Especially the "If your pants are low, please, use mine"... « Last Edit: Aug 13, 2003, 10:39am by Cleric Baltaak » Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "Excellent. I have nothing to hide." JenGe Evidentiary Storage Officer member is offline "Its just a vestigial word for a feeling you've never felt." Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 8,505 Location: Surfing the Net Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #2 on Aug 13, 2003, 11:09am » Bahahahah!! I just love you guys!!! "No..." "oh...shit!!" "Not without pants!!" Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented." - Truman Show TreadXSoftly Grammaton Cleric member is offline "calmly...cooly... entirely without pants." Joined: Jun 2003 Gender: Female Posts: 211 Location: California Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #3 on Aug 13, 2003, 11:38am » "Calmly. Cooly. Entirely...without..pants" I think I may want to use that as my next sig. LOL! I'm glad my sig inspired you to start a thread entirely dedicated to pants! "...without love, without anger, without pants, breath is just a clock ticking." "Yes sir, of course sir. You are vice council Dupont of the third councillary of the Tetragrammaton. You are father's Pants. " ehh..I tried my best. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams." Cleric Baltaak Grammaton Cleric member is offline Joined: Jul 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 285 Location: Mississippi Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #4 on Aug 13, 2003, 11:43am » Quote: I was bored, so........... -Don't do it! He'll shoot us in the pants! You forgot "If I was going to shoot you, I'd shoot you in the pants." Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "Excellent. I have nothing to hide." ClericRyan Grammaton Cleric First Class Dupont's Homeboy member is offline I have a pre-dawn combustion to witness Joined: Jul 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 784 Location: Toronto, Canada Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #5 on Aug 13, 2003, 11:58am » great post, very funny LMFAO I cant think of any, you guys are so much more funny then me il leave this to yall Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "Although you nore I may not always agree with it, it is not the message that is important, it is our obedience to it… father's will… call it faith, you have it I assume" DDRcleric Grammaton Cleric member is offline "Be careful Preston. You're treading on my pants." Joined: May 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 136 Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #6 on Aug 13, 2003, 1:57pm » "And you, as a society, have embraced this cure. Pants. Now we are at peace with ourselves and human kind is one." "Its not the pants that is important but our obedience to it." "Be careful Preston. You're treading on my pants." But I, being poor, have only my pants; I have spread my pants under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my pants. "The trace shows that it was your pants in the nether with the Sweepers" Brandt: He switched them. See, I have his pants now Preston: Of course you do. You took it when you arrested me « Last Edit: Aug 13, 2003, 2:13pm by DDRcleric » Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Coolhand Grammaton Cleric member is offline If you can read this, the Avatar fell off... Joined: May 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 306 Location: UK Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #7 on Aug 13, 2003, 4:03pm » Quote: "And you, as a society, have embraced this cure. Pants. Now we are at peace with ourselves and human kind is one." HAHA! ROTFLMAO! All of these are good but that one is priceless! I'd love to see Wimmer film this one... -The Pants-Kata treats the pants as a total weapon, each fluid position inflicting the maximum amount of damage on the maximum number of opponents, whilst keeping your pants clear of the statisticaly traditional trajectories of return fire. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "What's really gonna bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?" Sontin-JudasFm Grammaton Cleric First Class member is offline Joined: May 2003 Gender: Female Posts: 998 Location: Back in Surrey! YAY!!! Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #8 on Aug 13, 2003, 4:55pm » Quote: "Brandt: He switched them. See, I have his pants now Preston: Of course you do. You took it when you arrested me" ROFL! Ooh, scary thought LOL! Here's my contribution... "I'm wondering if you have any idea what that word means...pants." "Seems to me that some of these pants ought to be tested for disease. If there's an epidemic in the Nethers, it's best we know about it." "Mind the pants, Cleric." "You and your pants were close?" "We're going to search your pants." "No you're not; there's nothing in there." Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "One day they love us because we're unique. The next we're in jail because we're different." Zlang-Zlang Squid Says: Statistics show that no stationary object or parked car has ever hit a moving vehicle except in self defence. TreadXSoftly Grammaton Cleric member is offline "calmly...cooly... entirely without pants." Joined: Jun 2003 Gender: Female Posts: 211 Location: California Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #9 on Aug 13, 2003, 6:25pm » Mary: Let me ask you something. Why are you alive? John Preston: I live to safeguard the continuity of this society, to serve Pants. I'm loving this thread. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams." Trinity Guest Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #10 on Aug 13, 2003, 6:42pm » Can't think of any right at the moment, but you guys are cracking me up!!! L.O.L.!!! Thanks for the great laughs! Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged JenGe Evidentiary Storage Officer member is offline "Its just a vestigial word for a feeling you've never felt." Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 8,505 Location: Surfing the Net Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #11 on Aug 14, 2003, 8:48am » "I told you I would make my pants with you, Preston." "I saw a boy crying today at school. He didn't know anyone saw. But I saw. Should I pants him?" "Pants, the Nether's full of them." "What do they...do they eat pants?" Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented." - Truman Show Coolhand Grammaton Cleric member is offline If you can read this, the Avatar fell off... Joined: May 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 306 Location: UK Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #12 on Aug 14, 2003, 9:09am » Tech: We'll begin with a question. More of a riddle, actualy. What would you say is the easiest way to take the pants from a Grammaton Cleric? Brandt: You ask him for them. DuPoint- Yes, but Cleric, you know Father never gives an audience. Preston- Even to the man who brings him pants? Robbie- I said, what are you doing? Preston- I uh, accedently dropped my pants. -How are the pants today Cleric? I'm suprised you were able to get in and out so quickly. « Last Edit: Aug 14, 2003, 9:43am by Coolhand » Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "What's really gonna bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?" Cleric Baltaak Grammaton Cleric member is offline Joined: Jul 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 285 Location: Mississippi Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #13 on Aug 14, 2003, 9:49am » Dupont/Preston intro: Dupont: "Thank you for coming, Cleric. I assume you know who I am?" Preston: "Yes, Sir. Of course, Sir. You are Vice-Council Dupont of the Third Councillary of the Tetragrammaton. You are Father's pants." __________ Dupont: "Why do you imagine that is?" Preston: "I'm not sure, Vice-Council. I just put myself in their pants."... __________ Dupont: "Call it pants. You have it, I assume." Preston: "Yes. I have it." __________ I'll have more Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "Excellent. I have nothing to hide." skippythegator Guest Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #14 on Aug 14, 2003, 10:34am » ROTFLMAO not exactly replacing a word, but... DuPont (bellowing): ARE YOU PLAYING WITH ME PANTS, CLERIC??!!! « Last Edit: Aug 14, 2003, 10:35am by skippythegator » Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged StarDancer Grammaton Cleric member is offline "Holy BatAx! I can see the Batmobile!" Joined: Jun 2003 Gender: Female Posts: 693 Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #15 on Aug 14, 2003, 1:36pm » Star stands, dons the robe and thows about the officially sanctified holy water from a spray bottle. This board has officially become a full fledged, bona fide, 24 carat, devout, honorable, true blue, and undenial fan board since it has started a Pants thread. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Brandt- What are you doing? Preston- I'm re-arrainging my bat pants. Brandt- You didn't like the way they were before? Preston - I had no feelings about them, I'm simply attempting to optimise. Cleric StarDancer and Believer in The Bale DDRcleric Grammaton Cleric member is offline "Be careful Preston. You're treading on my pants." Joined: May 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 136 Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #16 on Aug 14, 2003, 1:56pm » yay for pants. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged TreadXSoftly Grammaton Cleric member is offline "calmly...cooly... entirely without pants." Joined: Jun 2003 Gender: Female Posts: 211 Location: California Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #17 on Aug 14, 2003, 2:06pm » These next quotes are taglines: "In a future where pants is outlawed, outlaws will become heroes." and "Two men. One battle. No pants." Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams." DDRcleric Grammaton Cleric member is offline "Be careful Preston. You're treading on my pants." Joined: May 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 136 Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #18 on Aug 14, 2003, 3:11pm » Quote: "Two men. One battle. No pants." HAHAHAHAHAHHA. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged StarDancer Grammaton Cleric member is offline "Holy BatAx! I can see the Batmobile!" Joined: Jun 2003 Gender: Female Posts: 693 Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #19 on Aug 14, 2003, 3:38pm » Quote: "Two men. One battle. No pants." I had some severely funny visions in my head, especially since I recently watched Sorority Boys. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Brandt- What are you doing? Preston- I'm re-arrainging my bat pants. Brandt- You didn't like the way they were before? Preston - I had no feelings about them, I'm simply attempting to optimise. Cleric StarDancer and Believer in The Bale Trinity Guest Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #20 on Aug 14, 2003, 6:32pm » Quote: Dupont/Preston intro: Dupont: "Thank you for coming, Cleric. I assume you know who I am?" Preston: "Yes, Sir. Of course, Sir. You are Vice-Council Dupont of the Third Councillary of the Tetragrammaton. You are Father's pants." __________ Dupont: "Why do you imagine that is?" Preston: "I'm not sure, Vice-Council. I just put myself in their pants."... __________ Dupont: "Call it pants. You have it, I assume." Preston: "Yes. I have it." __________ I'll have more Ha, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! These are good. I can't stop laughing. Thanks, Cleric! Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Cleric Baltaak Grammaton Cleric member is offline Joined: Jul 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 285 Location: Mississippi Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #21 on Aug 14, 2003, 6:56pm » Trinity, you're most welcome... __________ Here's some more After Brandt is dragged away... Dupont: "Of course, since a complaint has been lodged, the law and the letter is that I allow the sweepers to carry out the search of your pants. Do you think that's entirely necessary, Cleric? Or am I being.....too unyielding? Preston: "As you say, Sir, it's the law and the letter." Dupont: "And it doesn't disturb you in the least that he is going to his end?" Preston: "What disturbs me is that I am Father's instrument, yet have never had the honor of pantsing him." __________ At the Tetragrammaton, before the test... Servant: "You'll be required to surrender your pants, of course, pass through a series of metal detectors. And then there's the test..." Preston: "Test?" Servant: "Yes, yes. You don't imagine we would risk exposing even such a dedicated servant as yourself to Father without first having been tested, did you?" __________ Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "Excellent. I have nothing to hide." DDRcleric Grammaton Cleric member is offline "Be careful Preston. You're treading on my pants." Joined: May 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 136 Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #22 on Aug 14, 2003, 8:29pm » "He's a pants offender!" "How long have you been off your pants?" "I'd pants it gladly." "Then you know what I'm going to pants now?" Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged swingkid Grammaton Cleric member is offline You either march to one tune, or dance to another. Joined: Jul 2003 Gender: Female Posts: 222 Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #23 on Aug 14, 2003, 9:11pm » *fall out of chair laughing* OH! MY SIDE! He he, I just love you people! Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square." Song's so catchy, most people don't even listen to the lyric anymore. But they should! Cause it's not just about the pleasure of conformity and the importance of trend, it's also a personal statement about the band itself! Hey, Paul! *whap* skippythegator Guest Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #24 on Aug 15, 2003, 1:48am » some more... ---------- Woof! Preston: Animals....Nether's full of 'em. Captain: Sounds like it came from your pants. ----------- Preston: Just give me my pants and I'll be on my way. ------------ Guard: This is a lawful entry! We have a warrant for your wife's pants! ------------ edit: my bad....I didn't see that Coolhand had already given Robbie's quote, the one about "replacing your pants" « Last Edit: Aug 15, 2003, 8:33am by skippythegator » Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Coolhand Grammaton Cleric member is offline If you can read this, the Avatar fell off... Joined: May 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 306 Location: UK Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #25 on Aug 15, 2003, 7:10am » Sweeper- Identification! Preston- It's in my pants. Sweeper- Where are your pants? Preston- I...don't have them. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "What's really gonna bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?" mawa Guest Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #26 on Aug 15, 2003, 8:01am » Quote: Sweeper- Identification! Preston- It's in my pants. Sweeper- Where are your pants? Preston- I...don't have them. LOL!! Here are mine: #1 "Libria, I congratulate you. At last peace reigns in the pants of men." #2 "Maybe I'll drop by later. Get my pants adjusted" #3 Robbie: I said, what are you doing John Preston: I accidentally dropped my pants" Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged JenGe Evidentiary Storage Officer member is offline "Its just a vestigial word for a feeling you've never felt." Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 8,505 Location: Surfing the Net Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #27 on Aug 15, 2003, 9:36am » Quote: Star stands, dons the robe and thows about the officially sanctified holy water from a spray bottle. This board has officially become a full fledged, bona fide, 24 carat, devout, honorable, true blue, and undenial fan board since it has started a Pants thread. I humbly bend a knee to accept such designation... Wooo...hoooo...we're official!! Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented." - Truman Show Trinity Guest Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #28 on Aug 15, 2003, 4:44pm » Quote: "I saw a boy crying today at school. He didn't know anyone saw. But I saw. Should I pants him?" Ha, ha, ha! I just thought of this one this morning. Cool to see it here! Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Trinity Guest Re: Lines from EQ improved with "Pants" « Reply #29 on Aug 15, 2003, 4:47pm » Quote: Bahahahah!! I just love you guys!!! We love you, too, Jen! 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